somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
The VLC in VLC media player stands for Vagina Labia Cervix
So no clit?
bitches always got something to say. make your own post.
“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
oh well, you know... *gesturing incoherently* as above, so below.
wassup
before you ship something stop and ask yourself... Is this otp material? Make sure your characters are:
how do people come up with titles?
why can't we just number fics like classical composers did with their stuff?
"tentacle porn No. 8 in [fandom], [pairing], op. 57"
that would solve so many problems
i think i would enjoy grazing. were i a cow ...
what about if aliens picked u up in one of them beams
All of our problems seem so small from up here
House is pregnant
good for him!!!!
"i wanna make comics!" -guy who has never drawn a background in his life
Truly the most vital survival tool in fandom is a little group of friends to bitch about bad takes with
hey i know i asked for constructive criticism but what i actually wanted was for you to tell me i'm extremely talented. and also pretty. sorry if that was unclear
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
