hello friends

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same response

ate too many crackers and salamii.!;!!;!;!:!;:)26$2837:72!:)AAAAAAAAAAAA

waddle doo moodboard

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s are canadian terms and that is the reason this post didnt reach a wider audience

ok attempt number #2 for my american followers: 

 me: i need to use the Bathroom 

 waiter: baby you at an applebee’s, shit anywhere

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in todays maxi challenge you need to make it through the day

girl you look like you drop common loot when defeated

i pirate movies by reading the synopsis then subconsciously have the movie play out in my dreams when i sleep. untraceable. hollywood can’t stop me.

me saying what’s up to my old math tutor who tried to fight me in high school bc I made out w his girlfriend but then I went to college and realized that my sexual frustration and promiscuity was centered around my denied homosexuality and then I came out and went back home for thanksgiving and went to target and saw him in the videogame section and remembered he joined the army and got huge and hot and i said what’s up Andrew

That sentence had three seasons and an hour long special

I need closure.

who’s putting washing machines in their kitchen

British people, apparently

tag with where you live and where your washing machines reside

bread bakery shelves

watch out for mothman!

found these gems on Instagram @toadstool.island