2020 has been the wildest year and it's still January
- Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup
- Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals
- The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening
- Mr. Peanut died???
- Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy
- Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans
- Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn't win an Oscar (he wasn't even nominated so looking forward to that)
- Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina
- The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series
- Grimes announced that she's pregnant with Elon Musk's baby
- Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards
- Kat Von D sold her makeup company
- Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson
- Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally
- Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text
i would like to add on to this because
- Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts
- Joe Rogan said he’s probably voting for Bernie
- Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topic
- the impeachment trial began in the Senate
- the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again
- the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight
- after Gwyneth’s vag candles sold out it was announced she’s getting a netflix show about how she makes her products for goop