SYZYGY

pls tell me im not the only one

Which episode of Black Mirror is this?

me: i’m asian

white person: no, you’re indian

me:

#ABOUTME!!!!!

DYING

Clickbaiting level: National Geographic

this added 5 years to my life

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen on twitter

I once posted about how much I hate MAPs and this one dude said “you motherfucker, I used to like you” and I’m very glad they don’t like me anymore

Reblog to make a pedophile dislike you

my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.

this passed the bechdel test

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

this picture literally is divine influence

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

this reply completely knocked the wind out of me

Takenoko and Chami on the street in Harajuku wearing colorful kawaii decora inspired street styles with items from ACDC Rag, Listen Flavor, Super Lovers, LEGO, Spinns, Claire’s, YRU, and Yosuke. Full Looks

the fray: where did i go wrong….. i lost a friend…..  somewhere along in the bitterness….. and i would have stayed up with you all night……  had i known how to save a life……

12 year old me:

22 year old me:

someone from the uk: im in sixth form

me: how many regenerations do you have left

When I build my first house I’m going to hire a lighting professional to ensure that I look good in every square foot from any angle.

that ain’t hard 

omggggg

shout out to the people sleeping right now but do a quiet shout out so they don’t wake up

My notifications went off and i woke up to this

fuck

Update: From Jenny Han’s Opinion piece on New York Times

You get em

If race didn’t “matter”, why were they so quick to wanna change it??????

^^^^^