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make it a symphony

@oswaldess / oswaldess.tumblr.com

+laura. australia. gay and afraid. forever enamoured with dogs and found family tropes.
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seccunda

unicorn emoji reviews

bright! colourful! a victim of apple’s love of the blur tool and gradients but shes doing her best! 3/5

a sturdy boy with a golden horn! a bit plain but otherwise charming! 4/5

this guys a bit of a show off, the kinda guy who shows up to a party uninvited and starts telling you stories of all the princesses hes granted wishes for and then gets mad when you ask him to leave. 1/5

just a simple unicorn trying to get by, soft and kindhearted!! she’ll share her magic with you and not ask for anything back, if you’re lucky she’ll show you were to pick the best berries 5/5

soft and cute but all i want is for them to please stop staring at me 3/5

the kind of unicorn that can only be summoned by gay wizards in the most dire of situations. hes also gay 6/5

a minimalistic and bright pal, their stare might be cold and dead but thats just because theyre planning a really great surprise 4/5

a punk lesbian unicorn, she listens to thrash metal and captures the hearts of every gay horse from here to venus 5/5

this unicorn is perfect in every way. elegant, graceful, ethereal. she’s perfect 10/5

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yiffmaster

emojidex coming thru for once in their lives

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Today in “Denouncements of Trump from places you never expected it”: Bulbapedia.

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so i went to target earlier and i was looking through the men’s clothing section and was comparing two shirts and this woman came up to me and literally said  “oh, how nice! you must be shopping for your boyfriend”. and i, without thinking, replied: “nothing i do in life is ever for the sake of men”.

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usatoday

The photo that quietly tells a powerful story about the cracks in America’s feminist movement.

A black woman holds a sign that reads, “Don’t forget: White women voted for Trump.” She stands coolly among the crowd, sucking a lollipop, as three white women in pink cat-eared “pussyhats” tower behind her, all looking at their phones, one smiling, another posturing as if snapping a selfie. The black woman is wearing a hat, too. It reads, “Stop Killing Black People.”

To many, the now viral image of a sober-looking Angela Peoples and the blithe faces of the white women behind her epitomize a divide between white women and black women that was unmistakable in the 2016 election. More than 53% of white women voted for Donald Trump, while nearly 94% of black women voted for Hillary Clinton. The split signals how these groups experience sexism and oppression differently. More.

(Photo: Kevin Banatte, afroCChuBBZ)

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 ͡° ) Don’t.

 ͜ʖ ͡° ) Stop.

 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Me.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Now.

Don’t stop me…

‘cause I’m having a good time ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ HAVING A GOOD TIME ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ

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me, my mouth full of tic-tacs: fuck off (sound of tic-tacs scattering on the floor)
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sarcana

you: “early 30′s, crusty ass, sanvers shippers”

me, a 19 year old lesbian clinging desperately to the possibility of having a long-term, stable and mature adult relationship with another woman in my future:

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salvador dali that wild son of a gun he loved Bendy clocks

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