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EnragedVampire

@enragedvampire

Gaurav Singh/20/ i post funny things and rants about wanting to die.
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jothzuko

tag game

tagged by @foyal on my other blog and @sunshinewarrior11 on this one so I figured i’d do them both here (ty both!!!!!) 

rules: tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better or catch up with 

last song: id by charlie allen

last movie: the old guard (…again) (in my defense, I was making my sister watch it) (if that can be called a defense at all)

currently watching: idk i am just vibing

currently reading: house of leaves!! I just started so it hasn’t gotten truly wild yet but as your local hypertext fiction dumbass I’ve committed

currently craving: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh soul deep craving for someone to clean my apartment. this is too much for me. 

tagging: @forkliftcertifiedsokka @chaoticsuki @kiaraalazulu @starbenders @lizard-business @i-love-your-light and anyone else who wants to talk about themselves. jot me down as a reference. this applies for job interviews also. 

Thank you for the tag @knifeewifee! Post was getting long so I removed the reblogs

Last song: first defeat by noah gunderson

Currently reading: the first volume of the demon slayer manga

Last movie: The Road to El Dorado

Currently watching: AOT and Fire Force

Currently craving: any and all baked goods

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hoe-doroki

Thanks, @whats-her-quirk. I can never get to know you well enough, bby <3

Last song: no body, no crime by Taylor Swift and HAIM

Currently reading: The Water Dancer by Ta-Nehisi Coates

Last movie: Two Heroes!! Eyyyyy

Currently watching: Just started rewatching Yuri on Ice! Also watching LoK and Pokemon Journeys

Currently craving: clementines

Peeps I wanna get to know better! @khionne, @fanfic-me-up, @thecindy, @shoutogepi, @maemi324, @messwriting no pressure, though! And anyone else who wants to <3

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messwriting

Thanks Ana <3 TS just on repeat for us, huh? asjaisjaijs

Last song: Let me love you like a woman by Lana Del Rey 

Currently reading: Fortress Europe LMAO but if it’s fiction book related then probably The King by J. R. Ward. 

Last movie: Was that new mutants one where with the girl from GOT is in a wlw couple ;-; <3 New Mutants? Idk the name sorry.

Currently watching: AoT last season (cries) and JJK (YES, I FINISHED). 

Currently craving: that my headache disappears and a working air conditioner. if it’s food… i’d say none? i’m not particularly hungry for anything rn.

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katsushimaa

thanks for the tag lee bby!! 😚

last song: home by cavetown (the song reminds me of bakugou 🥺)

currently reading: the wicked king (it’s the second book of the cruel prince and aaah it’s so good!!)

last movie: greenland

currently watching: my little monster

currently craving: RAMEN!!

moots i wanna get to know better: @bukojuiice @phasmwrites @velvetfireworks @noya-sleftankle @suhkusa @kingof-spades @fushigorou and anyone else who wants to do it!!

yssa thanks for the tag bubs <3

last song: on melancholy hill - gorillaz currently reading: crime and punishment (will i ever finish it) last movie: ouija (can someone recommend me some good horror movies pls) currently watching: hell’s kitchen (it’s my 24/7 background noise, i dreamt of gordon ramsey calling me a donkey one night 🥲) currently craving: steak (even though i had it 4 hours ago lmao)

i’m gonna tag: @admiringlove @hajimine @cutiekawa @datech @tetsurolls @miyams + anyone who wants to!! <3

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admiringlove

thanks for the tag, sushi :))

last song: holocene by bon iver

currently reading: the subtle art of not giving a fuck by mark manson lmfao, someone recommended it to me and so far i like it.

currently watching: attack on titan s3, naruto shippuden and kitchen nightmares(damn gordon ramsey really do be in everyone’s minds)

currently craving: ravioli. i don’t know why, but good ravioli or like strawberry ice cream. even though i ate strawberry ice cream a week ago and finished the whole container in one sitting because i was binging aot.

i’m tagging: @zukosbenders @ukeishin @seijohlogy @heyhinata + anyone who would like to participate :))

thanks for the tag darling!!

last song: slow down by chase atlantic

currently reading: cured by bethany wiggins

last movie: now you see me ( amazing movie 100% recommend)

currently watching: haikyuu && saiki k

currently craving: sushi. omg. someone get me sushi pleaseeee i will love you forever.

tagging: @sunakissses @lovesunas @satorivrse @txbioglow @zerohawks + anyone who wants to do this!

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zerohawks

thanks for the tag ky <33

last song: burning pile by mother mother

currently reading: tokyo ghoul

last movie: your name

currently watching: horimiya

currently craving: pizza crust (don’t ask, okay…)

thanks for the tag!! <3

last song: i have been listening to the same song on repeat. this entire week. and i haven’t shut up about it either lkadjsfhsjkd i could probably sing the lyrics in my sleep at this point. A Little Happiness (小幸运 by Hebe Tien) literally just…adkjhflkjdshhkjldafh

currently reading: the hate u give for ela class. leisure reading? what’s that i can’t even bring myself to proofread my own fics.

last movie: i literally forgot. give me a second. uhh,, i think it might’ve been forrest gump? or maybe leap (abt chinese women’s volleyball after the cultural revolution it’s v good)

currently watching: trying to watch haikyuu and get started on aot so i can read the fics but uhh,, attention span?? i don’t know who she is.

currently craving: sushi sushi sushi sushi i am always craving sushi i haven’t had sushi in MORE THAN A YEAR BECAUSE OF QUARANTINE AND I AM DYING-

but also in addition to sushi i am craving mangoes. no particular reason just mangoes.

OOH AND RICE CRACKER’S I’M ALWAYS CRAVING RICE CRACKERS-

ok i’m gonna stop myself here before i go on a tangent

tagging: uhhh *scrolls up to see who’s already been tagged* ok so @shinsousliya @lucyheartfilias-wife @alpha3113 @iicekking @reddriot @memeadonna @malicealieness @spike-this-ass @flattykawadoorusmilkbread @melanimed @bnhabadass @kingtamakimurder @katsushimaa @bummie AND EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO PARTICIPATE ladfhjkahs i probably forgot someone 😭 if u want to do it don’t be shy!! <33 *kith*

also i realize this is more than 9 i’m sorry i can’t count-

fgdfkhgdkfhg sanks for the tag wombat <3

last song: Just My Type by The Vamps - listen ik but theres a certain part of the music video i like to watch that makes me crack up everytime zkdfjhgf

currently reading: The Good Girls (forgot the author) its so mf good it has feminism, murder, and im pretty sure lgbtq+ representation? but overrall its a really good book

last movie: Your Name - i almost cried but the end made me so happy and its such a beautiful movie

currently watching: ummm FairyTail, Danganronpa, the new AOT eps, and im trying to catch up on Haikyuu! and BNHA

currently craving: potstickers😩 fried calamari😩 onion rings😩 fried shrimp😩

okokok im done now sfgdjfkhg (i am def going to tag ppl that have tagged me bc it goes both ways dfkhgdkfl anyways-)

taglist: @iicekking @combat-wombatus @izukulovesosa @velvxtparadise @zerohawks @arminocean (ik this isnt 9 ppl but i dont know ppl kdfjhgdkfhg so heheh)

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arminocean

Ummm hi

Last song- life itself by glass animals

Last movie- Beauty and the beast (specifically emma watson version)

Currently reading- Love nina a nanny writes home by Nina stibbe

Currently watching- Rewatching kiss him not me, and Haikyuu

Currently craving- Nuggets ummm yeah

(don’t know that many people ⚆_⚆)

Well hello there!

Last song - Wolf in sheep’s clothing

Last movie - The original Mulan

Currently reading - Fear Street The beginning

Currently watching - All hail King Julian (don’t judge I like kids shows)

Currently craving - My Pawpaw’s homemade pecan pie (It’s hella good…. great now I’m hungry.)

Hello!

Last Song - Pierrot by Ashe

Last Movie - Revenge of The Sith

Currently Reading - Love is Magic and Magic is Love

Currently Watching - Attack on Titan

Currently Craving - Hot Chocolate

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What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

What is happening? 😂

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LMAO He just said he does

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

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ultracheese
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awildpaige

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

Never Forget 😂

The best fucking post on here

IT’S BACK

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THE FULL KENNY OMEGA SANS ENTRANCE IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

HOLY FUCK.

TOBY, DID YOU HELP WITH THIS LADS.

HE’S CALLING ON THE POWER OF SANS UNDERTALE.

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here in my gar͙̟̗̳̲͠a͓̻̬̝ą̭͉̤aA͏̳̞̦ͅA̦̰͚̼͎͎̼A̴a̮͚̝̯͖͙a͡a̟̞̳̯̳̯̰a͙͕̙͚g͕̤̘͔e͓̖ͅ just bought this uh..new lamborghini here

fun to drive up here in the hollywood hills

but you know what i like a lot more thanKNOWLEDGE! this uh..new lamborghini here but you know what i like more than my new lamborghini here

my tedex talk where i talk about this ᶰᵉʷ ᶫᵃᵐᵇᵒʳᵍʰᶦᶰᶦ ʰᵉʳᵉ the ǝɥʇ the ǝɥʇ t̪͖̻͉h͈̳̖̪̥̬h̤̙̮̮̮͍̠h̺͈h̭̜̺h̦͙̹͙͉̘̲hh͇̺̖̣̪̦͙h͓̩͔͈͎̭͡h͈̜h̹̮̰̩̘͓̺͜ḩ̼̞͇̼h̻̬̦̺̫͇ḫ͙̣̟̪ in fact i’m a lot more proud of the 7 new hollywood hills that i had to get installed to hold 200 new lamborghinis (silence while mouth moves) THE it’s like the buffet warren billionare says: the more you earn the more you DRIVE  UP  HERE  IN  THE  HOLLYWOOD  HILLS

in fact. the real reason why i keep this lamborghini here..is the real reason i keep thisLAMBORGHNI here is that it’s a reminder, a reminder that drears still possible because it wasn’t that long ago that i was in a little lamborghini, sleepin, on bookshelves in the hollywood hills with only FOURTY Seven billion dollars in my bank account and only FOURTY Seven lamborghinis in my lamborghini account and only FOURTY Seven hills in my hollywood account and only FOURTY Seven tedex talk where i talk about warren buffet in my TEDEXTALK WHERE I TALK ABOUT warren buffet account. but you know what? something happened that changed my life. i bumped into a LAMBORGHINI and another LAMBORGHINI and a few more LAMBORGHINIS. i found 5 lamborghinis. i don’t call it money anymore i call it FUEL UNITS. you must have enough fuel units! you must have enough lamborghinis. you must Ć͓̣̟̥Ọ̠̬͕̠̺ͅN̝͢S͓̟̤͇͔͚̙T̬͉̝̙̘̟R̫̻U̬̱C҉̲̥̬̪̜T̖͇̗͟ͅ ̖͙̥͎A̺͓̮̥̼̜̘͢DD̸̜̦͙͉I̙̺͈̰T͎̫̺͙͖͖͉̕Ì̖O͎̞N͙͕̺͜A͉L̢̤͙ ̖̫Ṕ͚̼̭̫Y̛̭̳̭̖̲̗Ḷ̳͞O̴͍̳̖̟̭̖N̸̼͕̞͔̗̟̯S̼̪͍̲̪̥͘. i’ll see you on my website, it’s a quick video and uh..you’ll see there absolutely nOTHING

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I don’t know who this is or why this was made but i’m reblogging

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October can’t come soon enough

IT IS AUGUST

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

nothing fits here; it’s a skeleton, which suggests october, the song is about september, the comment says august but i’m reblogging this in july

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when u nut n she keep succin

This always leaves me so weak

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I’ve come to terms with the fact that Im too fucked to ever have a real relationship ever again.

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

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violaslayvis

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

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penprp

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

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leradny

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

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kezia-kawaii

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

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honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” “No,” said the priest, “not if you did not know.” “Then why,” asked the Inuit earnestly, “did you tell me?” ~Annie Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek

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Farewell online privacy

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tikalgirl

What happened?

Trump happened.

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pizzaalle

just get a VPN?

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earth-ruins

You can’t just tell people to ‘get a VPN (Virtual Private Network)’. Buying a VPN is like buying a house. It’s very very important. Having no VPN or having a ‘wrong’ one can seriously damage your life. Especially for Americans because their privacy laws are garbage. I am going to try explain why you should get a VPN but bare with me, I am from Germany and my English is far from perfect. 

Let’s start with a simple test. Click this link here: https://whatismyipaddress.com/ It will tell your IP adres, your ISP (internet service provider), and your location. The location might not be very accurate, but then again, it’s just a simple website. Imagine what the government can do!

So basically, everyone can find out where you live. But there is more danger. Your ISP. Your ISP logs your every move online and they are required to keep it in case the government wants access to it (or if a 3rd party wants to buy your data (yikes). They have everything. What websites you visit. How long you stay on a website. What you download. Your search terms. European laws are more subtle on this but if you are from the US you are #@*#&, especially because Trump doesn’t support the open internet. It’s scary but maybe in the future you can’t get a job because the recruiter knows your searched on ‘how to deal with depression’ or anythings else that’s supposed to be private because it’s your f*cking right. Or you get a $100k fine because you pirated a movie 15 years ago. You need a VPN. You’re dumb for not using one. but what does a VPN do?

A VPN encrypts all your data so if it were be intercepted no one can ‘crack the code’ and damage your privacy. 

Usually being online goes like this (simplified): Your computer —-> ISP (—–> keeps data —–> sells it)

But with a VPN it goes like: Your computer —–> VPN (encrypts data)—–> ISP (ISP can’t see shit)

Furthermore, a VPN hides your IP address and location by giving you another IP address located in Spain for example (you can often choose from a list and change as many times as you want).  

Now that you know why you should get a VPN and what is does it is important to educate yourself because people often choose the wrong VPN. VPN providers are also businesses and have to obey the law. If you choose a VPN provider located in the US then you are throwing your money away because the laws in the US shits on your privacy. If the US gov wants the provider to give all their logs they have to obey.  The ISP  still can’t see what you are doing online and sell your data but the US gov can interfere with your VPN provider so NEVER CHOOSE A PROVIDER LOCATED IN THE US. 

I just wanted to make that very clear so my followers don’t buy false security.

There is still more danger!  Who says your VPN provider isn’t selling your data? You need to check their logging policy. Do they keep logs? If yes, what for? For how long do they keep them? Tip: Choose a provider who doesn’t keep logs

More about law  The US is part of the Five Eyes program (the worst):  

The Five Eyes, often abbreviated as FVEY, is an intelligence alliance comprising Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States. These countries are bound by the multilateral UKUSA Agreement, a treaty for joint cooperation in signals intelligence (source)

There is also a Nine Eyes (bit better) and Fourteen Eyes Program (better).  You don’t want a VPN provider who is located in one the Five Eyes countries.  If you had to choose go for a provider located in a country that’s part of the Fourteen Eyes Program or even better, go for a country that isn’t part of any program! 

I know this is a shitty explanation and please pardon my english but now it’s time to do your own research. Take your privacy seriously. Maybe WWIII breaks out and you get killed for liking the ‘wrong’ FB-page.  

Make sure that your future VPN provider both has green boxes for Privacy Jurisdiction and Privacy Logging. 

I recommend ovpn.se and trust.zone. ovpn is located in Sweden so they are part of the 14 Eyes Program and they keep minimal logs. Their business ethics, however, are alright. 

Trustzone is located in the Seychelles. No country can interfere and their privacy jurisdiction is the best you can get. The US want your data but needs to get it from Trustzone? The Seychelles will simply give them the finger and wave them goodbye. However, this makes this provider very appealing for people who torrent and criminals because they keep no logs (and that is how it shoud be) Also,  there are almost no marketing efforts so this provider is one the cheapest)

Also, often providers such as ExpressVPN are being called ‘The Best’ on websites about VPNs but know that this is just marketing which also makes those provider more expensive (and they too shit on your privacy)

This must be the worst article you have ever read but please, please take your privacy very seriously.

EDIT: I got many people asking me which provider I use. For those who want to know, I use Trust Zone. They offer a free 3-day trial with no strings attached. But still do your own research! 

I am also with Trustzone but I think you forgot to explain one of it’s most important features. It protects you when you are using someone else’s Wi-Fi. If you are at Starbucks and you use their Wi-Fi your privacy is at risk. Anyone with ill intentions could steal your information. Especially if you are using an unsecured Wi-Fi hotspot. With a VPN your data gets encrypted so no one can steal it. 

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rabbittiddy

Wait, what’s going, on? Did trump destroy internet privacy with a bill or something? Where’s the news? Oh wait, why am I getting visions of Alex Jones and selling water purifiers?

He hasn’t yet but he says he wants to. And if he is serious about it it would be really easy to do. Since all our data is already recorded, as the person above explained.

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coltrer

Trump wants more surveillance of Muslim Americans. This in a country where internet privacy is already close to non-existent. 

btw this post only has 11k notes? That’s quite disappointing for something this important. 

Don’t reblog this post to save a life. Reblog this to protect an entire family!

@earth-ruins @writing-prompt-s Should I get trustzone for my mobile device?

If you use public Wi-Fi, then yes. Which VPN you use is up to you, amigo. Take @earth-ruins advice. Do your own research first. 

@elvesfromthedeep​ just brought the current situation in the US to my attention (March 30, 2017). 

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To all my friends in the US, please read this entire post. Making everyone aware of VPNs is going to be my mission. Your privacy matters. Please reblog this post.

Don’t tell me you just wanted to scroll past this. Stop looking at pictures of cats for a moment, okay? Don’t you realize how important this is? This is dangerous! ‘America, the best FREE country in the world’ my ass.

With this new law your ISP can sell your Internet history which could include passwords, usernames, religion, credit card numbers, race and much more to the highest bidder. So here is what I want you to do. You are going to read the whole thing and before you think ’this is so important. Let me reblog this real quick and go back to admiring cats again-NO! Don’t reblog this. Take action first. Then reblog. Sign up for a free trial! Trust.Zone offers one (here). Yes. It might be difficult to set up a VPN for some people. But is that going to stop you from protecting yourself and your family? 30 minutes. 30 minutes is all that it takes. 5 if you know how to install software. The problem with some of you is that you see ‘difficult’ as something negative. I want you to see difficult differently. I need you to push through this stuff. You are going to protect yourself. There is nothing negative about that. VPNs are fun and costsaving too! A VPN bypasses geographical restrictions so you can access websites you normally can’t or you could start Netflix’s one month free trial over and over again- forever. And it’s legal! (unless you use it to buy weapons etc.,) Don’t tell yourself that you are too tired and that you will do this tomorrow. Because that isn’t going to happen and you know it. You have to do this right now. You only have to click on it. Don’t let this/shit/life just happen to you. Take yourself seriously. Get a VPN.

Privacy is not a privilege, it’s a fundamental human right

Ok sorry that it’s so freaking long and also sorry for the language, but this is extremely important. Please reblog!

Reblogging again bc this is important

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