Hey all. I'm so sorry the state of my account right now. I haven't logged in in forever and now realized I've been hacked for some time. I have hopefully dealt with it. We'll see.
So I went to see Once On This Island (which was the best show I’ve literally ever seen), and I made this drawing forever ago of Isaac Powell that he reposted on his insta story bc he’s the best, and I worked up the courage to give it to him at the stage door. I was a flustered mess but he was so so sweet about it. He complimented my art skills (even though this for sure is not my best work at all, I think I did it with mechanical pencil on printer paper lol), thanked me, and stuck it in his pocket and ahh I’m just so happy. He’s seriously such a nice guy. It was a dream seeing him in this show and meeting him.
everyone out here debating on whether mean girls or spongebob is gonna sweep when the band’s visit comes outta fuckin nowhere is such a power move and i love it
Hello I have returned from a very long hiatus to simply say that I love Once on This Island, Lindsay Mendez is a queen, and Mean Girls and Spongebob stans are driving me a lil crazy.
I liked this year’s Tony’s. The Band’s Visit deserved to sweep. That is all. Goodnight
(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat
I would just like to personally thank Late Night with Seth Meyers for this particular shot
I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity
it could be decades later and you’re minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes “the bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunny”
you’ll never be free
I must’ve escaped the bunny song but damn if I don’t think of Where is my Hairbrush every time I brush my hair.
john mulaney and pancakes
ok SO john mulaney has a new live show on the netflicks (the comeback kid) and i was lucky enough to see him do this act live in milwaukee this summer!!! but the recorded show is missing something special
so summer in milwaukee is known for being like. comically humid. disgustingly, oppressively humid. ‘can’t tell the difference between being downtown and being literally submerged in lake michigan’ humid
and poor john mulaney was wearing a nice-looking but also very warm suit. so once about every 10-20 minutes he would pause whatever spiel he was on, wipe his forehead, flutter his jacket about, regret his fashion choices and ask what was wrong with us that we don’t properly air condition our venues
about halfway through the show, a woman in one of the front rows stood up and started to walk out so in classic mulaney fashion he razzed her that she couldn’t take the heat either and asked her to bring him a pepsi - she didn’t break stride (i would try to play it cool too if over a thousand people were suddenly watching me get razzed by mulaney)
as soon as she was out of the theatre, he turned his mic off and started yelling to those of us who were still in there
“okay guys, we’re going to play a little prank on her! can everyone hear me? WE’RE GOING TO PLAY A PRANK! at some point later in the show i’m going to say ‘you know what they say in milwaukee!!’ and you’re all going to wave your arm around like this’ - he jauntily waved his arm with his first finger outstretched, like an 80 year old man doing the charleston - ‘and you will all shout ‘gimme some PANcakes!!!’’
we did a few rehearsals of this until he was satisfied, and he turned his mic back on and continued with his act
a few minutes later the woman walked back through the theatre but passed her row, walked all the way up to the stage, and set a can of pepsi at mulaney’s feet. he stopped, mouth agape for a moment and touched his chest. ‘is this really for me?’ he asked. ‘did i ask you for pepsi? i have no idea why i would do that, i hate pepsi.’ he thanked her sincerely several times, and when she turned his back to him to return to her seat, he made frantic ‘kill’ motions across his throat to signal to us that the prank was off
he continued to lament the heat for the rest of his act, eventually lost the jacket and drank the gifted pepsi, grimacing cartoonishly every time. at the very end of the night he thanked us for being a great audience, thanked the woman in particular for her kindness, and triumphantly said ‘BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY IN MILWAUKEE!!!’ and 1 very generous women was hopelessly confused when 1299 people shouted ‘GIMME SOME PANCAKES!!!!!’
Ummmmm so Isaac Powell reposted my drawing????? And I'm freaking out about it?? He sent me video messages saying that he thought I was talented and then did this and I have been so happy all night oh my gosh
Hailey Kilgore and Isaac Powell in a sneak peak of Once On This Island
Hailey Kilgore and Isaac Powell on the opening night of Once On This Island
Is this the new york version of that beauty and the beast song
ok this is really sweet
[captions]
Girl: “You glue them on.”
Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”
Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”
Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”
Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”
Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]
Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.”
Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”
Girl: [laughs]