Your eyes when 10 million fireflies:

where are my fellow hysterical women who would have either been a) an oracle in ancient greece or b) burned at the stake in medieval times…..make some noise ladies 

People: “So tell me about yourself”

My introvert ass thinking about who I am:

i don’t …like… “Know”

We love two (2) Toms!!

when my mental health is suffering and my friends ask if i need anything

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

Can’t forget this gem.

“are you okay” no, next question

you still have so many years to meet so many people you never knew you could love so much

I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”

whole pussy out

dirt in my mouth

sing a lil ditty when i stroll down south

bone removal

without approval

i found your name and address on the google

Catch me in the bottom of a well eating moss and forgetting language