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@persephonise / persephonise.tumblr.com

Hi there I'm Clara and my blogs a mess
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THE SIGNS ON APRIL FOOLS DAY

Aries: Punching people in the face isn't an appropriate April Fool's Day joke plz stop
Taurus: Gets punk'd by literally every other sign
Gemini: STAY AWAY FROM AT ALL COSTS. MASTER OF PRANKS.
Cancer: Don't take these things so personally god
Leo: Thinks everyone is pranking them. No one is.
Virgo: Take a joke
Libra: That wasn't meant to be funny but okay
Scorpio: Dumping someone isn't a joke you rude hoe
Sagittarius: *kills someone accidentally*
Capricorn: Actually pulls scary ass pranks
Aquarius: Laughing at everyone getting pranked, is oblivious to whoopee cushion
Pisces: In tears
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If I were a Sith I would totally force choke myself

Now we all have to kink shame star wars now, fuckin great.

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things i wish for you in 2016:

  • to do one thing that’s been scaring you all of 2015
  • to find happiness and peace with your looks
  • financial luck and prosperity
  • confidence in what you like to do
  • to meet wonderful people
  • to get to know your friends even better
  • to fall in love with something you never knew existed
  • for the strength to put all the crap behind you
  • to make more room for yourself
  • a fresh start, if you need it
  • a good life
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Zodiac Signs: I’m Scared \ So I

Aries: I’m scared they won’t hear me \ So I scream louder

Taurus: I’m scared they need more \ So I’m giving my all

Gemini: I’m scared they won’t like me \ So I become another

Cancer: I’m scared they will leave me \ So I don’t let them in

Leo: I’m scared they’ll forget me \ So I keep reminding them I’m here

Virgo: I’m scared they‘ll find better \ So I keep being the best

Libra: I’m scared of their opinions \ So I silenced mine

Scorpio: I’m scared they will hurt me \ So I won’t let them know me

Sagittarius: I’m scared they will lock me \ So I keep running away

Capricorn: I’m scared they won’t be satisfied \ So I never rest

Aquarius: I’m scared they’ll make me one of them \ So I’m staying outside

Pisces: I’m scared they’ll devour me \ So I devour myself

Wow this shot me in the fucking heart

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did you know?

for just $0.00 a day you can provide me with Attention

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Brain: Look at that beautiful person.
Me: lol, okay.
Brain: Be sad that he/she isn't paying any attention to you.
Me: Why?
Brain: You just gotta.
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