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this sucks, i wish chess wizard were here

@nose-coffee

Lou, 22, she/they, full time court jester, musical nerd & infamous tag-ranter; occasional fic writer & crafter of shitty web weaving posts
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Gideon the Ninth Eye Colour/Descriptor Guide (Updated)

(Key: CH stands for Chapter; pg. stands for page; EP stands for Epilogue)

For more immediate, in-depth reference, the quotes themselves have been transcribed below the cut.

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nvexe

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

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Suddenly remembered this one time when I was dating my coworker in 2020 and he let me play my music in the car, "all of me wants all of you" by sufjan stevens came on and when that line abt jerking off played this guy just went dead silent. like. are you good dude. why you getting embarrassed by another man talking abt jerking off. for gay reasons?

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Turn on the radio and I hear the dj say "I need a shirt that says Yoko Ono is my favorite Beatle. Anyway that last song you heard was from Radiohead,"

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bibibuck

people telling you they reread your fic is the biggest compliment you could ever receive. there are thousands of stories out there begging to be found, to be explored, but your story meant so much to someone that they came back to it eagerly, they went over every word again. to love is to return and loving a fic is rereading it. thank you to all readers and rereaders <3333

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camillarekt

my top 5 harrow moments

  1. “then perish”
  2. calling a recipe book an ‘instruction manual’
  3. saying the teens had underdeveloped brains at her wise age of seventeen
  4. soupgate
  5. telling ortus he looks like a potato even though she’s never seen one
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it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad

Hey what the fuck happens in homestuck

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