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act I, scene V
Mercutio: So talk to me, Romeo, how are we lookin’?
Romeo: Sexy, but not like we’re trying to, but like, sure we’re trying, but it’s almost effortless?
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me, laying facedown on the floor: i wouldn’t feel like this if i had ten new lipsticks
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I love celebrity encounters. The best was in a hotel in London.
I was in the lobby and saw Lucy Liu. She’s, like, this tall. She looked up at me and saw a tag sticking out the back of my sweater. She reached up, tucked it in, and said, ‘Now you’re perfect.’
I would die on a battlefield for Lucy Liu.
Canadian novelist Douglas Coupland on dying for Lucy Liu. (via elementarystan)
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I don’t think this photo needs any further explanation
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never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
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My fucking hero forever.
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gif request meme: (paiqeturco asked) the mummy + favorite character
evelyn “evie” o'connell (née carnahan); “the only thing that scares me, mr. o'connell, are your manners.”
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dawwwwfactory
Mom’s potato staring at me across the room
fruitsgood
this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like
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I don’t care why, this is hysterical.
This is the best kind of prank.
No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.
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My cosplay I made of one of Hercules’s muses Melpomene (ig: kieraplease)
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acetheticallyspeaking
Handy guide to writing asexual characters:
1. Have them have friends! The lonely asexual story is getting really old.
2. Introverted asexuals are cool, but why not have extroverted asexuals?
3. Asexual and Aromantic are not the same thing. Try giving your character a sexless romance.
4. Or have them have sex, that’s cool too! Remember. Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction, and does not mean the character is opposed to sex.
5. Asexuality varies. If you want your character to be a victim of sexual assault that’s fine, but don’t make this true about every asexual character. Some people don’t want sex and it has nothing to do with past sexual experiences.
6. No more sociopathic asexuals, okay?
7. Don’t paint your asexual character to be the essence of innocence. You can have your asexual swear. They can be rude, like to dance dirty, have crude humour, literally! Anything! Any! Other! Character! Can! Be!
8. Your ace character can be sex repulsed, but do not have that be the defining characteristic of your character. Give them personality.
9. Do not write an ace character just to have your protagonist *suffer* because they love them, but won’t satisfy them sexually. That’s gross.
10. If your whole point of having an asexual character is to have them meet “the one” and “cure” them of Asexuality, DO NOT WRITE AN ASEXUAL CHARACTER.
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Susan deserves respect. (via MelvinofYork)