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OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

thats because its a fucking adjective and you don’t conjugate fuking adjectives like this is the same for literally every adjective ever like goddamn why i gotta be the damn elementary school teacher on this website

you will be stinky 

you are stinky

you were stinky

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STINKY, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

“Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t.” Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

I give up

person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it

me:

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

THEY SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO IN HIGH SCHOOL BIO

THE PROFESSOR LITERALLY HAD TO REWIND TO THIS POINT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD

I hate that I take the literal smallest things as rejection or signs that someone hates me

Jennifer Lawrence is my spirit animal

when ya homeboy make ya girl laugh a lil too hard

this is so funny wtf

JESUS

Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”

Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*

Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”

*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*

Teacher: *gives 25 minute speech about wasting time*  

When you cheat on your diet

This is too much!