I love baseball

they let the pest control man throw out the first pitch 😭

"Capitalism breeds innovation" girl there are only five websites left and they all look the same

please let your voice shine gorgeous

BROTHERS

Loose/faulty engine mount. Possible frame or driveshaft damage.

Actually if you look closely you'll notice it is just having a littol sneef.

This was a Patreon Request!

you can only reblog this today. if you even care

i tried to make a kabru running gif, but for some reason the gif maker i was using stretched it out and now it looks like this:

this is infinitely better than the gif i was actually trying to make

My graphics card is angry at me for finally playing a "real" game in so long and refuses to raise the fan speed even when overheating, preventing me from stripping Eorzea clean of all the flax I can get my hands on.

Yeah, that can't be good for you...

(it's okay everyone, she is clean now, the AC is on, she is listening to her favorite music, and is now idling at 10°C below where she was previously)

this is a political compass of sexuality to me.

English added by me :)

I thought this was just a post about what month was coming up.

It's gonna be may, but it's already an economic crisis.

Happy 4/20

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

traffic again?

My mom texts me: “Put your heart sunglasses on the cat!” I dunno mom, they’re big and I don’t think he’s gonna go for it. “Just try it, I saw it on Instagram, it’ll be cute.”

Nope.

Nope.

Bowie, please do not eat that.

OH SHIT!!!!