Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

He did, in GODZILLA VS. THE CABLE GUY (2002).

Not enough people remember that.

These posts are besties

she calling me a knight of the round table on account of how i camelot

what the fuck is this thing.

Ohhhh don't mind me... Ol' Turnip will tend the dust farm like he always has...

what if you got a balls infection and it made your cum creepy colored

what if we didn’t post every thought we have

what if we held hands 🤝 peace, sister

oh to be a guard dog given a chain of sausages by a burglar in exchange for my silence

Years ago my sister told me abt how she used to play online survival games like Rust or something etc. w her friends and she'd go in VC this over-the-top 'girly' voice like "ummm hey I don't play videogames much and I reeeaaallly don't know what's going on teehee, can anyone pleaaase come help me I'm so confused" and then when some guy showed up all of her friends would swarm and kill

siren

being in the pool while it’s raining should be considered an emotion

that emotion is called Being A Frog

the differences in peoples lifespans in breath of the wild is so funny. you will meet the rito and they will say something like "long ago… there was a hero.. the appointed knight of princess zelda… but oh that legend is all but lost to time.. but perhaps. perhaps you are a descendant of that legendary hero.." and then you will meet a zora and theyll be like "oh hey link havent seen you in a while whats up"

✨TWINK POLL GRAND FINAL✨

Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl's Moving Castle) vs Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)

IT'S FINALLY HERE, GANG! You know who they are, you have your biases, you have your propaganda ready...

VOTE FOR THE ULTIMATE TUMBLR TWINK!

dont forget

i’m sincerely always saying this

guys. im thinking maybe we shld save nature

no thanks

AUUGGHH!!!!!