hi i’m back on tumblr <3

lust for life is out. thanks lana my bussy flew!

the real bussy flewatia was norman fucking rockwell

gays can’t assemble furniture and that’s a fact hun

i work at ikea and gays buy furniture all the time……

But can they put it together sis

Literally wtf is a screwdriver

A cocktail

Samantha……

i just wanna say i’m honored to be a part of this post

This is the lady marmalade of our generation

hi how are ya

I dont care what u think about black friday.g guess what if im gonna shop im gonna shop and youre gonna ring me up. with a goddamn smile on your face. ding!

jack said fuck retail lives

Just took this on my iPhone 11.

half of the screenshots I post are things Tom sends to the group chat hi @cstcrptc

hi