cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder

looks up at you with big eyes do i really have to have money to survive or can i be a useless faggot forever

Are you being fucking real with me right now? Are you pulling on my fucking dick? Are you seriously yanking it? Are you jorking it in the stripped club? My fucking peanits?

there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

This is Margaret when she opens that email

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

this is my inner child btw

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.