sad soulful sleepy-head

i can’t hate read about the lives of rich people otherwise i’ll have blood pressure problems.. they say shit like “we had to push back our yearly summer europe trip by a month and our normal villa was booked so we had to go somewhere with six bedrooms instead of eight and it’s SO hot in italy this time of year😭” and it’s real to them. like that’s a real thing they’re experiencing and view as “a problem.” that’s what they’re struggling with, right now, in this day and age. what if i killed you with my bare hands

the 2 saddest answers a white boy will respond to "hows it going" with

these are signs the white boy is in distress and should be removed from the source of distress immedietely!!! white boys only say this when severely stressed

Joe Quinn meets Eddie Munsons heroes: Metallica!

#no thoughts just steve in this scene

get you a father who can triangulate your location in a virtual realm

The concept of a “favorite color” is so funny

We’d like to make an announcement. Metallica is now a five piece, guys!

Robin Buckley in every episode:

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

this is in my top 10 favorite tweets of all time along with this one

#Once again, Joe, Joseph and Gaten are just their characters

#How Eddie became my favorite character with only 42 minutes of screen time

why must a fictional man be “good”? isn’t it enough that he’s pathetic

tiktok is a biblical plague btw

everyone on this post saying shit like “uh bluh you can customize your algorithm!!1!!!” is MISSING the point. this person got it tho

obsessed w actors who are obsessed with their own characters like not in a weird “method acting” way or whatever but in a yeah this is my character and this is the novel length backstory i wrote for them in my head and here’s the thought process behind the line i improvised and here’s what i think they did after the ending and whether or not they like olives on their pizza

“My blorbo from my job”

and on the first day god said get raptured gayboy