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reblog for noises
That sounds fake but okay
Tell my cat that while he tries to locate the crying kitten in my room…
so my roommate’s cat just started BANGING ON MY DOOR and yelling bc of the kitten. i’m imagining – “why is there a baby?! TIO WHY DO YOU HAVE A BABY. GIVE ME BABY. YOU ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO HANDLE. TIO. TIO LISTEN TO ME.”
I mean that is one angry kitten why would you hold it on its back like that? He doesn’t like
human race collectively fucking ridiculous
When the whole party is down but your bard is up
BIG NEWS
job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!
my depressed ass:
Medusa with the Head of Perseus, Luciano Garbati, 2008
I adore how she carries his head low, at her side, and not aloft in triumph. This is not a self-aggrandizing hero lauding her great deed. This is a woman who wanted to be left the fuck alone.
Also look at her body. The double hips. The asymetrical boobs. She’s thin, but she’s realistic as hell. That’s a real woman.
And the look in her eyes. Damn.
SNUBES
People are protesting that we must boycott the film Bohemian Rhapsody because, and I quote, “the trailer erases Mercury’s homosexuality by having him flirt with a woman and whitewashes him!” Which is funny, because these people are basically erasing Freddie Mercury’s bisexuality and his relationship with Mary Austin and whitewashing Rami Malek at the same time in order to back their shitty excuse of an argument.
Now, repeat with me:
Freddie Mercury wasn’t gay, he was bisexual. Rami Malek is Egyptian.
Freddie Mercury wasn’t gay, he was bisexual. Rami Malek is Egyptian.
Freddie Mercury wasn’t gay, he was bisexual. Rami Malek is Egyptian.
Freddie Mercury wasn’t gay, he was bisexual. Rami Malek is Egyptian.
This has been a PSA.
Please don’t boycott this movie, my dad worked on it and said that Brian May was talking to him and saying that he was so happy that they were true to how Freddie was and how Rami was doing an exceptional job at portraying him
Are y'all SEEING this!
Just to clarify! Because most news articles wernt specific!
It was the record for the 10 and under 100 yard butterfly!
And HE BEAT THE RECORD BY MORE THAN A SECOND!
HE ALSO GOT FIRST IN ALL OF HIS RACES AT THAT MEET!
AND HE IS DREAMING OF BEING IN THE 2024 OR 2028 OLYMPICS!
I’M SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS KID DESTROY EVERY SWIM RECORD ANYONE HAS EVER SET!
americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip
My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.
human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit
monkey brain: absolutely not. die
Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing
monkey brain: I’m suspicious but keep talking
Every group project ever.
thot VANQUISHED
there’s a gay wizard out there turning everyone gay
they don’t know any spells or anything they’re just. they’re so freakin HOT
How can I reblog this a million times? The 1% are master manipulators.
The existence of another poor person is not why you’re poor.
18/19 year olds can & do get preyed on by adults who are 20+ just because it’s a “legal” age difference doesn’t mean it can’t be damaging to the teenager in the relationship
Honestly, trying to pin down a specific age where a difference in maturity stops being a big deal is sort of missing the point.
Until a person has the life experience required to be able to tell when they’re being manipulated and are able to speak up for themselves, they’re going to be vulnerable to predators who are more experienced and more savvy than them
