“Mixologist” shut the fuck up, say boozewizard like a fucking adult
torture the bisexual brunette man some more
Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it
Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me
they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined
patch of sunlight from the window save me
save me
i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.
*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die
we must assume that Treasure Planet takes place in the distant future and not an alternate universe for one ☝️ reason only and THAT is the shining hope that Jim Hawkins has unrestricted access to Iris by the goo goo dolls
Making friends as an adult is so unnecessarily complicated omfg can we just survive a plane crash together or something. Can we move this along
greasy hair is like the poisoned condition in a video game. but more evil
do you identify as a man?
are you asking this because i said i was looking forward to super bowl sunday