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The Uncommon Grackle

@pattersonification / pattersonification.tumblr.com

Chris. Libra. Plegmatic. This blog is 50% gay shit, 25% Overwatch, 20% birds and 5% purple.
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ijaazat

new love langauges dropped (i saw it all in a dream)

• boobs

• eating together

• theft

• pure devotion which makes you turn a blind eye to the rest of the world

• salvation through your lover's touch

• going through grief together

• blood

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nasa-cryptid

wow! congrats, yall!

I, for one, welcome our new trans gods

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cockyroaches

I love the implication that the Singular Christian God has been replaced by. Every trans person. We are now a unity

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hampop

Whats a mob to a king? What’s a king to a God? What’s a God to my Trans friend Hailey who works at Kroger’s?

So… are we like, a pantheon then? I can be the god/dess of spray cheez sandwiches I guess.

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frostyemma

congrats to all my trans friends on their ascension

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It’s my favorite thing when a lesbian is just like “I got extra fries with my meal, gay rights” or an enby is like “wow trans rights I just got a free gift card to the movies” or a bi dude is like “finally found a plant that won’t die, queer rights I guess.” Like that is the funniest shit I don’t care.

Even better than its negative counterpart, “it’s raining, this is homophobic,” or “real transphobia is that I can’t get past this level.”

straight people HATE when we do this. they don’t understand it at all which makes it even better

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