Humour Absent of Humour

I love this show

This cracks me up. He is so embarrassed still about the music thing. The homophobia is THEIR problem.

Roses

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Tag yourself I’m competitive falling

I’m stabbing people for points

I’m the downhill existential crisis

i used to fence competitively and stabbing people for points is literally what it is

LITERALLY MAYHEM

Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn’t print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I’m actually organizing another revolution. I don’t know if you’d be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you’d be interested?

Some people can lift 200 pounds. But if they carried it everywhere they went for an entire day without ever putting it down, they’d severely tear their muscles and cause permanent damage to their body.

Some people can enter a 140° car in the summer to get something out of the car. But if they stayed in the car, they’d die from the heat.

Some people can hold their breath underwater for 30 seconds. But if they tried to go scuba diving without the necessary gear, they’d drown.

Clearly, someone doing something for a short period of time does not automatically mean that they can do it indefinitely with no problem.

So why do people assume that if someone can walk for a few seconds, they don’t need a wheelchair?

Alexandra Dillon

I’M SCREAMING

I will never not reblog this. 

me: i have an idea for a new plot

partner: oh cool what is it!

me:

The ocean molded this clump of bricks into a rock shape

via

real life texture glitch

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

Pierre E. Trudeau, after Richard Nixon called him an asshole. (via illuminati-skateboard-club)

@monochromereflections Canada 

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