PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL 2003 | dir. Gore Verbinski
house of the dragon fashion: rhaenyra targaryen + hair
SUCCESSION - ‘Living+’ 4.06
@gameofthronesdaily event 01: favorite character ERIKA’S 1.5K CELEBRATION 💐 + SANSA STARK + blue for @sansastarkr
SUCCESSION 3.09 “All the Bells Say” 4.09 “Church and State”
Latin america and eastern europe are literally like the sacred homelands of tumblr mutuals. no one else can post like them
i swear i didn't want to talk about the tolkien ripoff by amazon ever but
there's this one promotional image i had to see today
it's - well, i'll just let it speak for itself
look at it. take your time. zoom in if you want to to appreciate all the details.
so many fascinating things to notice. why is her sword placed like that? poking that poor horse with the guard? granted i'm no equestrian but that seems a tad uncomfortable to me. same as having scale armour for a saddle blanket (why???)
i just. her outfit. scale armour on top and then scale armour as an undergarment - i mean, at least that makes sense, considering the ill fit of her boobplate, look at that massive gap between it and her actual chest.
girl, just stuff some tissues in your bra if you want bigger tits, this is embarrassing. at least her legs are well protected with the floor-length chainmail skirt. i'm sure that's comfortable to move in.
but wait. look at her arms, her left underarm. what's up with those wrinkles? i'm no expert but i'm pretty sure metal bits stapled onto leather do not behave like that.
because. this is a fucking. scale print.
on fabric!
you can literally see the seam on her shoulder. this is a sweater with a scale print on it.
look at that dude in the foreground, it's even more visible there
ill-fitting underarm braces (can't have a fantasy without 'em!) and scale-print undershirt to make it look like they are wearing full-body armour. i'm pretty sure the band around the upper arm is printed on too. notice the one (1) slightly discoloured scale to make the whole affair look more convincing.
i just.
i refuse to believe this.
this is what they used here! flimsy, plastic-coated jersey you can get at shittyfabrics.com for 11€ per meter.
this show has a budget of 50 million dollars per fucking episode, and this is the best they can do? what the fuck are they spending all that money on
you know come to think of it i don't believe those men were ever truly sorry for party rocking
Sansa Stark Appreciation Month 2022 - day 18 - freedom
The North is free thanks to you.
Hmmmmm (me, thinking)
being a parent must be insane you say something just a little too mean and your kid is on tumblr with a lana del rey pfp and edating cannibals
Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you
I LOVE COMPLEX DATED ADVERBS. Wherein. Heretofore. Thereon. Hereunto. Whereof. Hitherward. Hereinafter. How can you look at these words and not lose your mind. They're insane. I think I'm in love.
literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro
― Margaret Atwood, You are Happy
Westworld 2.03 “Virtù e Fortuna”