HALLO!

“buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt”

Soap Shopping With Kendrick Lamar & Shaq

Lmao how Kendrick was holding the soaps.

Stop what you are doing and watch this right fucking now

LMFAO omg

i really love kendrick lmao

I like the way be says peek a boo blossom

you know this fucking tune

They made it into a ringtone because it was old enough to be public domain, and Nokia (I think?) didn’t want to have to pay royalties.

… I like the full version.

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms.  The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives. The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens.  The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.

When the laws don’t work, the laws must change. 

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

You know… I honestly don’t remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?

I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?

Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam. 

But yeah it’s totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks. 

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

THIS IS SO CUTE SHE JUST LANDS ON THE BILL AND IS LIKE :/

What’s next?

?????

Life imitates art

The Money Trinity

reblog this and money will come your way

This saved my life.. 🙌🏾💸 as soon as i reblogged this, i received $90 thanks to this website 💰💄 dont need to give ya real address btw. you’re welcome 💁🏾 #NavyHiveBarbz

Sloane does not believe that her U.S Open check is for $3.7 million dollars.

GET👏🏼YA👏🏼BREAD👏🏼THO👏🏼

Yaaaaassss Sloane

BLACK EXCELLENCE!

this is still my fav video ever