going into any kind of hobby space and responding to every thought and opinion someone else has with a rueful chuckle and a smirking “Oh, you sweet summer child,” and seeing how long it takes before someone beats the smugness out of me with a crowbar
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el wiwi
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deepleffen's tweets have done irreparable damage to my vocabulary, but this one is engraved especially deep in my brain
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shine normal like a plain rock
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mario says the fuck word
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Two boys talked on the playground about who was stronger: a kitten or a puppy. "For the sake of fairness, let's say they're both the size of a pea," one boy said. "Agreed," said the other boy. "It's only fair."
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I truly don't get why the common stereotype of tank/healer MMO couples is surly toughguy tank and anxious people-pleaser healer because every time I queue in as a healer I can feel myself physically turning into the devil
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i think a lot about how people within the arknights world think about things like horns, ears, and tails as body parts.
we know beeswax's whole thing where she has model-beautiful horns and a bunch of horn care products and gives other operators horn care tips.
it's treated like hair, right? like she has a hair care hobby? and good for her and all that.
right? right.
okay, but tails.
the thick tail/thin tail factions in acahualla are in the same vein as people talking about what kind of butt is best, right? people talk about tails like they talk about someone's thighs or butt?
right? we agree on that?
so tomimi's prodigious tail would be seen by people on terra as like. equivalent to her having a ludicrously big ass? yes? like that's what we're supposed to take home from her up-from-behind E2 art?
do you think people on the landship talk about her with the same kind of hushed awe as, say, utage?
"i swear to god it's true, there's a 4'7" archosaurian girl who's no less than 50% tail walking around rhodes island, you've gotta believe me" is a phrase that has definitely been spoken by at least one short-term oripathy patient upon returning to their community, right? like we can agree on this?
imagine with me if u will. a hobby artist on Rhodes Island--perhaps, for example, known terminally online loser and partially closeted 2chan poster kirara--on her tablet designing a ditzy, clumsy OC who, oops! just can't stop knocking things over with her big, fat tail! and then posting it to her pixiv account, getting clowned on by people on the intercity net for drawing exaggerated unrealistic female bodies, and making a bunch of vagueposts on twitter about how riajuu can't appreciate an otaku's understanding of true beauty, only to step outside her room for the first time that week so she can go to medical for a routine oripathy checkup where she witnesses doctor gavial's goth yandere shortstack childhood friend knock a bunch of expensive equipment off a table and get spanked repeatedly on her IRL hyper tail, and then she immediately starts crying tears of blood.