Give your Heart a Break

me: lmao who needs a partner i’m alone but i’m not lonely bitch, i live fine by my fucking self bitch! play that hailee steinfeld song!

me after watching a one (1) good rom-com:

we all really need to talk about the sound Victreebel makes in the anime

It’s the sound gays make when they greet each other

you’re no Hamburger Helper

you’re just a Hamburger Hindrance

if you’re not part of the hamburger solution, you’re part of the hamburger problem.

He looks like Shawn Mendez but like… a top

how to make tea

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

Oh my god the desperation for youth voters is real.

WOW hillary is so FLEEK with the youth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE ALSO WHIPS AND NAE NAES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where’s that gif? You all know which one I mean.

When you see someone flirting under bae’s pictures

This😂😂😂😂

MAKE THIS GO VIRAL LIKE WHY YOU LYIN

@archduchessofpetty

“Anaconda” still gets me so hyped like whenever it starts I’m just like

Fun zodiac facts here!

— John Green: The fault in our stars

I will always reblog this.

Wtf chris

show up. buss it open. leave immediately.

pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.

we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza 

tomato a fruit

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