There's something really special about lil nas x being like "subtext? No. Old town road is literally about riding horses. If I was going to write a song about riding dick, like. Trust me. You'd know" and then he did
Astronomers are the funniest people on earth actually
astronomers staring into the depths of space and time
some of u should have an OnlyClowns account
what the fuck do you think a tumblr is
the nintendo ds has the best graphics of any video gaming system
little known fact: ds stands for “Damn! this Shit looks good!”
what are we out here doing
our best
the whole concept of tiktok being the new tumblr for kids makes me insane bc imagine the stupidest shit you’ve said on here as a kid but instead of a text post no one cares about it’s a video of you physically saying that shit out loud on the internet forever. i would just have to die
help girl i’m receiving emails
you know that gag where there’s a character who’s falling off a ledge to their death and they’re all teary and the music swells as their hand slips and then the shot zooms out to show they fell like. two feet. that’s what answering important emails feels like.
when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..