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what if instead of writing a name in the death note you had to draw that person or creature as a drawing before it died but the more sentient and smart something is the more realistic the drawing had to be so you can doodle a fly and it would die but a person would have to be pretty realistic to work but one day you’re messing around and killing seagulls at the beach because you’re a freak i guess but you go to draw one of the seagulls and it doesn’t die so you shrug because maybe its smarter than the other ones so you do it more realistically but it still doesn’t die which is weird because it should have definitely bit the dust by now so you go home and study how to draw seagulls for days and you take pictures of that specific seagull for reference until you finally go back to the beach and you sit there and you draw the most realistic depiction of a seagull anyone’s ever done and its more realistic than your other drawings even of people and as the seagull falls out of the sky, ill gotten fry in its mouth you realize you’ve just killed the smartest and and most sentient creature on the planet

i think anne magills paintings and Edward hoppers are like .. exact opposites. hoppers has the distinct clarity to it, a sharpness in the lines and the angles that contributes to an overwhelming sense of loneliness in almost every one of his paintings. even in his paintings that dont portray isolation there is a feeling of separation

loneliness vs. aloneness

magill, on the other hand, has this haziness to her paintings that emanates a warmth even when the subjects in her paintings are alone.

both paintings feel so comforting, and even in the second one where the girl is alone she is still in the presence of the visceral world around her - there’s a familiarity in magills painting that she captures nicely.

i guess i just think it’s interesting because hopper and magill are two of my favorite artists and they paint similar scenes with very different tones -

I’ve always thought that hoppers paintings are a snapshot of urban loneliness - the distinctness of it, the use of cool colors, the stark contrast between the people and their settings - whereas magills paintings seem almost like memories - their use of haziness and blurriness is exactly how someone would remember something, indistinct, full of feeling and lacking detail

most hockey teams defensive line: touch my goalie and you’re dead

boston bruins: I mean you can try but he’ll kill you

please normalize wanting to dance with somebody and PLEASE normalize wanting to feel the heat with somebody. it’s okay to want to dance with somebody who loves you.

Im sorry but is this not normal?

normalize knowing whitney houstons greatest hits

ONE! MORE! TIME! OUR HEARTS WILL GO ONNNNNNN AND ONNNNNN

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fun date idea: let’s go to a hockey game and u can hold my shit while i scream profanities at my team

i would like to tell you about Giant Freshwater Stingray!!!

at over 6ft across, they are one of the largest freshwater fish in the world!

sir, that is a river monster. 

they give live birth to a litter of up to 4 pups, and are all extremely good-looking and charismatic:

a good fact to know is that they are basically floppy pancakes. just flappy flapjacks. wiggly mushrooms:

their stings are coated in toxic mucus (toxic mucus, how cool is that), but they are typically docile and curious.

oh. oh oh oh!! and this is what it looks like upside down!

i love you giant freshwater stingray!!!!!

forbidden bidet

DO NOT

travis konecny + chirping

The funniest thing about this is how Vitek Vanecek has gone from being VERY alarmed by the Oshie pre-game buttslash to, well, this:

The second funniest thing is this:

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

a detailed list of things i hate