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How nice of you to drop by. Sometimes, my blog is nsfw, I barely tag properly, I can’t stop falling into new fandoms. lots of HP, Temeraire, HMC, Sterek, Ghibli, Marvel and now MDZS. Puppies, Dragons, and Tigers OH MY
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Ace Aro Demi and QPR Oh My | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org|Organization for Transformative Works

a collection of my fave a-spec fics across the fandom 

the tags used are - i see an ace, i see an demi, i see an aro, qpr to feed your soul 

#mdzs#hmc#wangxian#sterek#bjyx#steter#aspec#asexualty#demisexuality#ao3 collection#aromantic#ace#yizhan#fic recs#teen wolf#i just made it so it doesnt have much yet#aro#qpr#demi#marvel#captain america#it'll mostly have my hodgepodge of a fandom and any fics that resonated with me#long post#ill make a few diff collections later on
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Tony: Remember kids, nothing in life is free.
Peter: knowledge is free!
Morgan: love is free!
Harley: anything in life can be free, as long as you take it without paying.
Stephen: and that Tony, is why Peter and Morgan are our kids, but Harley is solely yours.
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Teenager!Morgan Stark: *punching the sh*t out of a punching bag*
Random Stranger: wow! You’re quite a strong for a little girl aren’t you! Who taught you to do that?
Teenager!Morgan Stark: I have a two older brothers.
Random Stranger: really?
Teenager!Morgan Stark: yeah, Harley was abandoned by his father years ago and Peter still cries over his uncle’s death. I wasn’t gonna let anyone hurt them anymore, so I had to learn to fight early on.
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Peter: Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.
Stephen: For the LAST time Peter, Frankenstein was the name of the DOCTOR.
Tony: ...a doctor who built a body.
Harley: For what is possibly the first time in the history of pop culture, somebody actually, really, specifically ment the doctor..... and you tried to correct them.
#🤌💋
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Tony: where are you going Peter?

Peter: *putting on a jacket* Harley said he wants to take me out tonight!

Tony: really that’s great!

Peter: but I don’t know if he means he wants to date me or kill me.

Tony: ...... well how did he ask you out?

Harley, three hours ago talking to Peter: You, me, in the McDonald’s parking lot at 7:30 PM. Come alone.

Peter, now: ....... I think I’m gonna bring my web shooters.... just in case.

#parkner#the giggles are rolling over
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Harley: we need to distract the others.
Peter: leave it to me.
Peter: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
The rest of the Iron family: *start arguing*
Stephen, watching in horror: oh this... I don’t like this... I don’t like this at all.
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Peter: for someone who’s 70% water, you don’t look very refreshing.
Ned: BURNNNN
MJ: water cannot be burned.
Harley: EVAPORATEEEE
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Peter: ‘hell’ and ‘fuck’ combining into a much less substantial ‘heck’ is literally exactly the same energy as sodium and chloride combing to make salt.
Harley: But ‘hell’ and ‘fuck’ combing into ‘fucking hell’ are the light and heat the sodium chloride reaction produces in the process.
Peter: you- you get it.
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Peter: I’m so tired I could eat a horse.
Harley: I identify as a horse and this offends me.
Shuri: I identify as offends and this horses me.
Morgan: I offend horses, identify me.
Tony: I think the main question here is ‘Why would Peter eat a horse if he’s tired???’
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Peter: why are my hands shaky?
Harley: your skeleton is ready to hatch.
Peter: that is so f*cking ominous, thank you.
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Harley: my only talent is breathing.
Peter: I said this to Aunt May and she just said “you have asthma, moron.”
#mood
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Shuri: y’all ever sleep from 1700-2200 and call it a nap.
Harley: ………………
Harley: ……I thought you were talking about years for a second……… but…… yes
Peter: nothing says self care like a 500 year nap!
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Tony: What are you doing?
Peter: *video taping Harley in his Ironman suit* the cha cha slide in full metal armor
Peter: “SLIDE TO THE LEFT!”
Suit: *indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*
Peter: “ONE HOP THIS TIME!”
Suit: *clonk*
Peter: “TWO HOPS THIS TIME!”
Suit: *clonk clonk*
Peter: “EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!”
Suit: *clankclankclankclankclank*
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Peter: Don’t you just love how mental disorders are basically but one get seven free.
Harley: I didn’t even really want the first one my dad made me buy it.
Tony: Mine’s a family heirloom, passed down through generations.
#💯🤌💋
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Tony: When? When will death come?
Stephen: *grabbing and closing Morgan’s ears* Tony! You can’t say that every time something minor goes wrong. There are impressionable children around.
Tony: What’s the big deal Stephen? She hears this from Peter and Harley too.
Peter: *pops his head in the room* Mr. Stark, Morgan’s teacher just called. She wants to know why Morgan keep saying things ‘aargh, pain and death’ everytime she drops her pencil.
Harley: *also popping his head in* we told her ‘she got it from her dad.’
Tony: …… never mind
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Peter: the phrase ‘what the entire fuck’ implies the existence of fractional fucks’
Harley: ‘what the absolute fuck’ implies the existence of positive and negative fucks.
Shuri: ‘what the actual fuck’ implies the existence of imaginary fucks.
Peter: Conclusion: fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.
Tony: this is not what I fucking meant when I asked you all ‘what did you learn at fucking school today’
#tony stark#marvel#fuck
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Peter: *walking down the stairs in a flannel hoodie*
Tony: hey Peter, The 90’s called-
Peter: yeah, because they couldn’t fucking text!
Tony: goddamn it! I’m getting tired of my own kids owning me.
Harley: what did you expect? We’re YOUR kids!
#🤣#peter parker#tony stark
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