just a creacher

the hoes are more than a little alarmed by my new and innovative blowjob technique the "death roll"

new favorite reddit user

The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again

absolute decadence

Imagine a kindly giant of unknown species and origin just picking you up and carefully placing you in a pile of chicken nuggets

@youkai93​ @metradell-vyorei​ I did my best

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HELLO ?

Help I got the Temu labiaplasty and now my pussy is on backwards

you can't kill a linecook in a way that matters they will just be smoking behind the building again tomorrow night

This is how my bedroom sound at 3 am

Unmute for ARE YOU SLAPPIN'

This is the exact same sound I hear when I tenderize chicken breast cutlets with a hammer.

ok listen you've all gotta stop with the "39 year old milf who doesn't know what pokemon is" memes I am 39 and I put like 1000 hours into Pokemon Red when that shit first came out. us 39 year old milfs are in the exact demographic for this come on. rethink your milf fantasy. break out of the box. a 39 year old milf isn't saying "what is charmander" she is telling you in great detail about the team she beat the elite four with.

#your average 39-year-old milf can recite the pokérap from memory

People still think MILF equals boomer when there are precocious millennials who are grandparents already.

Listen here you small, little freak

girl who only knew of handjobs through the gestures people made in reference so when it came down to it she just bashed it with her closed fist

girl who only knew of blowjobs through the name itself so when it happened she just blew on the dick like a bassoon

this is my friend John Kilo! he has a full porn review of how each fruit feels to fuck and you should watch it!

sorry i oil painted you sawed in half with your organs spilling out its just that i wanted to see what you would look like sawed in half with your organs spilling out

This was how I used to try and flirt with straight girls, but it did not work very well.