Men need yogurt too!

i'm digging the hole deeper tomorrow

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show: “The Bird! The Bird!” [03015/18699]

I wish I didn’t look

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

standing in the glade I heard a quiet psithurism, just straddling the line between music and noise.

the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman

but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything

What’s funny is how often they’re both wrong. Mulder will be like “the victims all had their livers scooped clean out this is obviously the aliens escalating from cattle mutilation” and Scully will be like “don’t be silly Mulder this is clearly just a serial killer who’s really good with surgical tools” and then it turns out the actual killer is an immortal sewer man who comes out ever quarterly century to feast on human liver.

I cannot stress enough that this is literally the plot of an actual episode

rights received

gay rights pt2

Pt 3

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER

This 1960s children's toy named Gaylord the dog is literally the most depressing, miserable looking creature I have ever seen just fucking look at it

I want my own Gaylord. If I don’t get my very own Gaylord I’m gonna explode

Gaylord fanart

Gaylord at a crazy party