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James: “So… I saw you spending a lot of time with Remus lately.”

Sirius: “No James it’s not what it looks like! I swear!”

James: “Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?”

Sirius: “No Prongs, you’re the only one for me!”

James: “Is that so?”

Sirius: “I swear to god! Remus and I are just dating, ok? He’s my boyfriend!”

James: “So there are no best-friend-feelings involved?”

Sirius: “You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!”

James: “But I’m still the platonic love of your life right?”

Sirius:”Of course bro!”

James: “Bro!”

Lily and Remus: “What the-”

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midnightssea

Has anyone else been the designated Harry Potter Friend™ in various groups of people……like whenever Harry Potter is mentioned, everyone looks at you because they Know

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Sometimes I think and wonder how much of an extraordinary person Lily Evans must have been….I mean, her characterization doesn’t have much to go on, but really, if we analyze it, it’s obvious that she captivated the attention and admiration of so many people; Slughorn adored her, always admiring her cheekiness, bravery and wit + her inexhaustible intelligence. I mean, she really must have been truly a great person for James to chase after her for so long and never find himself capable to shake his feelings for her. Lily Evans was an explosion of personality; she was charming, clever, intelligent, cheeky, kind, caring, vivacious, and seemed to run more on emotion than logistics, despite the fact that she was very smart. I think it’s safe to say that her death was at least a little bit of a blow to her professors and people she met even in mere passing. Remember what Slughorn said from HBL: “Liked her?” said Slughorn, his eyes brimming with tears once more. “I don’t imagine anyone who met her wouldn’t have liked her….Very brave….Very funny….It was the most horrible thing….” She was radiant and always affected the people around her in positive ways. Lily Evans is everything someone should aspire and hope to be. She’s such a wonderful, lovely character and I desperately wish there was more that we knew about her.

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Wolfstar with a side of James Potter

James, screaming as he walks in on Sirius and Remus making out in a secluded part of the school ground: GUYS WHAT THE FUCK?!
Sirus: Uh...
Remus: Ah... this is all just a dream! You were never awake! Go back to sleep!
James, scoffing: Yeah right! Like I'll fall for that! You two have a lot of explaining to do!
Sirius, shaking his head as he murmurs to Remus: You're an amateur. Watch this.
Sirius, looking at James with a grin: Ah, you caught us mate! Why're you so surprised though? We walked in on you and Lily snogging in the library just this morning, you should be used to seeing kissing, shouldn't you Prongs?
Remus:
James:
Sirius:
James: Oh Merlin this must be a dream no way is Lily my fucking girlfriend by Merlin's left saggy testicle... *walks off murmuring to his dorm*
Remus: I can't believe that actually fucking worked.
Sirius: Well that's James for you.
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there are many, many reasons why i would’ve wanted Remus and Sirius to get custody of Harry but one of the most important ones is my need for Petunia and Vernon being confronted with the gay disaster that is Sirius Orion Black and Remus “Sass Master Extraordinaire” Lupin. Because they thought Lily (!) was terribly abnormal and scandalous and James was probably the worst man they could imagine so JUST THINK what meeting Remus and Sirius in combination would do to them

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Masterlist of Potions in Harry Potter

Ageing Potion: A potion that, depending on the amount taken, ages the drinker to various ages.
Alihotsy Draught: A potion from the Alihotsy plant; causes hysteria.
Amortentia: The world’s strongest Love Potion; does not create real love, just powerful obsession.
Angel’s Trumpet Draught: Effects and usage of this potion are unknown.
Anti-Paralysis Potion: A potion that heals paralysis.
Antidote to Common Poisons: A potion that reverses the effects of common poisons.
Antidote to Uncommon Poisons: A potion that reverses the effects of uncommon poisons.
Antidote to Veritaserum: A potion that removes the effects of Veritaserum.
Babbling Beverage: A potion that causes uncontrollable speaking of nonsense.
Baneberry Potion: This potions effects are unknown; most likely a poison.
Baruffio’s Brain Elixir: A potion that apparently increases the taker’s brain power.
Beautification Potion: A potion that makes the taker very beautiful.
Befuddlement Draught: A potion that makes the taker confused and reckless.
Beguiling Bubbles: A Love Potion sold at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes.
Black Fire Potion: A potion that makes the taker able to move through black fire uninjured.
Blemish BlitzerL: A potion that most likely gets rid of acne.
Blood-Replenishing Potion: A potion that replenishes the taker’s blood if they have been injured and lost blood.
Bloodroot Potion: A poisonous potion.
Bruise removal paste: A paste invented by Fred and George Weasley to remove bruises.
Bulgeye Potion: Presumed to make the taker’s eyes swell.
Bundimun Pomade: A potion that is presumably a hair pomade containing Bundimun secretion.
Bundimun Secretion: A magical substance that, when diluted, is known to be used in some magical cleaning products.
Burn-healing paste: A thick paste used to heal burns.
Burning Bitterroot Balm: Presumably a soothing balsam made from the Bitterroot plant.
Calming DraughtA potion that calms the user of shock, trauma, etc.
Caxambu Style Borborygmus Potion: Provokes stomach growling
Cheese-Based Potions: Potions whose main ingredients are cheese.
Chelidonium Miniscula: The effects of this potion are unknown.
Confusing Concoction: A potion that confuses the taker.
Cough Potion: A potion that soothes and reduces coughs.
Cupid Crystals: A Love Potion sold at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes.
Cure for Boils: A potion that cures boils.
Death-Cap Draught: Effects of this potion are unknown, but it is possibly a poison.
Deflating Draught: A potion that deflates anything swollen by magical means.
Developing Solution: A potion used in the developing of magical photographs, making them move.
Dizziness Draught: A potion that makes the taker dizzy and lightheaded.
Dogbane Potion: The effects of this potion are unknown, but it is possibly poisonous to dogs.
Dogbreath Potion: Gives the drinker a fiery breath. Has a purple hue
Doxycide: A solution that kills Doxys
Dr. Ubbly’s Oblivious Unction: Heals wounds given by thoughts.
Dragon Poison: A poisonous potion most likely taken from dragons.
Dragon Tonic: A tonic used to heal sickly dragons.
Dragon dung fertiliser: A solution that helps Venomous Tentacula grow.
Draught of Living Death: A potion that places the taker in a state of sleep that makes them seem like they are dead.
Draught of Peace: A potion that relieves anxiety.
Dreamless Sleep Potion: A potion that places the taker in a sleep that is dreamless.
Drink of Despair: A potion that puts the taker in extreme pain.
Drowsiness Draught: Makes drinker drowsy
Elixir of Life: A potion created from the Philosopher’s Stone that extend the taker’s life.
Elixir to Induce Euphoria: A potion that induces a sense of inexplicable, irrational happiness upon the drinker.
Erumpent Potion: A potion that is highly explosive when it touches or is touched by an outside source.
Everklena: A supposed cleaning product that produced more of what it was sprayed on.
Essence of Dittany: A potion that regrows skin over a wound.
Essence of Insanity (Possibly): A potion which presumably causes irrational behaviour, possibly inflicting the condition of insanity.
Everlasting Elixirs: A potion with the effect to either never run out of potion or to work forever.
Exploding Potion: A very volatile potion, and when completed, can be used to create explosions.
Fake Protective Potions: A potion that claimed to protect the taker from Dark magic, but did not.
Fatiguing Infusion: A potion that, when either drank or inhaled, caused fatigue.
Felix Felicis (Also known as Liquid Luck): A magical potion that makes the taker successful in all their endeavors.
Fergus Fungal Budge: A fungicidal product that treated ringworm infections on the feet.
Fire Protection Potion: A potion that protects the taker from being burnt.
Flesh-Eating Slug Repellent: A pesticide that repels flesh-eating slugs.
Forgetfulness Potion: A potion that makes the taker forgetful.
Frog Parts Mixture: A packet of potion ingredients that most likely contained frog parts.
Fungiface Potion: A potion that makes the taker’s face break out in fungi.
Girding Potion: A potion that gives the taker extra endurance.
Gregory’s Unctuous Unction: A potion that causes the drinker to believe that whomever gave the potion to them is their best friend.
Hair-Raising Potion: A potion that causes the taker’s hair to stand on end.
Hate Potion: A potion that shows the taker’s worst traits and habits.
Heartbreak Teardrops: A potion sold by Fred and George Weasley at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes.
Herbicide Potion: A potion that either kills or damages plants. Contains Flobberworm mucus, Horclump juice, and Spines of lionfish.
Hiccoughing Solution: A potion that most likely cures hiccups.
Invigoration Draught: A potion that is presumed to give the taker an energy boost.
Invisibility Potion: A potion that makes the taker invisible.
Jawbind Potion: A potion that induces lockjaw
Kissing Concoction: A potion created by Fred and George Weasley sold at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes.
Laugh-inducing Potion: A potion that makes the taker laugh uncontrollably.
Laxative Potion: A potion that is most likely a laxative.
Love Potion: Any of a large number of potions that make the taker fall in love with the person that has given it to them.
Love Potion Antidote: Antidote to love potions.
Lung Clearing Potion: A potion whose effects are unknown; most likely cures the taker of lung infections.
Magi-Me-More: Magical pills that allegedly allow the regaining power and concentration that some elderly wizards lose over the years.
Madame Glossy’s Silver Polish: A magical cleaning solution.
Malevolent Mixture: A potion that is most likely a poison or produces other bad effects.
Mandrake Restorative Draught: A potion made from Mandrakes that restores a person that has been petrified to their original state.
Manegro Potion: Causes hair on drinker’s head to grow out rapidly
Maximum Turbo Farts Potion: presumably causes the drinker to rapidly develop flatulence
Memory Potion: Enhances the drinker’s memory
Moonseed Poison: A poison made with moonseed
Mopsus Potion: presumably gives one Seer-like power
possibly the ability to manipulate objects telekinetically.
Mouth Itching Antidote: Cures Mouth Itching (possibly)
Muffling Draught: A potion most likely used to silence people and/or various objects
Mrs. Scower’s All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover: Removes stains
Murtlap Essence: Soothes and heals painful cuts and abrasions
Noxious Potion: Releases green clouds of smoke when completed. Exact effects are unknown, but it is possibly used as a poison.
Oculus Potion: Restores the drinker’s sight; Counteracts the Conjunctivitis Curse
Pepperup Potion: Relieves and/or cures cold symptoms.
Poison Antidote
Polyjuice Potion: Temporarily transforms the drinker into another person. The drinker will take on the appearance of the person whose hair, fingernails, etc., are added to the potion. Not to be used for transforming into an animal.
Pompion Potion: Temporarily turns the drinker’s head into a pumpkin
Quodpot solution: Prevents the Quod from exploding.
Rano Potion
Rat Spleen Mixture
Rat tonic: Healing potion for rats.
Regeneration Potion: Helps restore non-corporeal wizards to their bodies.
Regerminating Potion: Forces the germination of a plant
Replenishing Potion: A potion used to replenish
Restoration Potion: Reverts spell effects.
Revive Potion: Awakens an unconscious person
Rudimentary Body Potion: Helps restore non-corporeal wizards to a rudimentary bodies/sustains rudimentary bodies
Scintillation Solution: Unknown effect
Screaming Snakes Hair Potion: A kind of hair potion, the exact effects of which are unknown
Shrinking Solution: Causes the drinker to shrink
Skele-Gro: Regrows missing bones
Sleekeazy’s Hair Potion: Makes hair more manageable
Sleeping Draught: Made the drinker quickly fall into a deep but temporary sleep
Snuffling Potion: Causes the drinker to sniff (possibly)
Star Grass Salve: Healing potion for soothing injuries
Strength Potion: Gives drinker increased strength; It may be related to the Strengthening Solution.
Strengthening Solution: Presumably increases the strength of the one who drinks it; It may be related to the Strength Potion.
Swelling Solution: Causes enlargement on contact
Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher: Treats acne
Thick golden potion: Healing, curse quarantining.
Truth Serum: Makes the drinker tell the truth
Twilight Moonbeams: Causes the drinker to become infatuated with the giver of the potion
Venomous Tentacula Juice: Acts like a (non-fatal) poison
Veritaserum: Forces the taker to tell the truth.
Vitamix Potion: Gives energy to the drinker
Volubilis Potion: Alters the drinker’s voice
Weakness Potion: Weakens the drinker
Weedosoros: Poison
Wideye Potion: Prevents the drinker from falling asleep. Also awakens from drugging or concussion.
Wiggenweld Potion: Cures minor damage; Awakens a person from magically-induced sleep (and hence can cure Draught of Living Death).
Wit-Sharpening Potion: Presumably enhances the clarity of thought of the drinker
Wolfsbane Potion: Eases the symptoms of lycanthropy; prevents werewolves from losing their minds post-transformation.
Wound-Cleaning Potion: Antiseptic
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verbam
“Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don’t do it for money. That’s not what it’s about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They’re fans, but they’re not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.”

This is probably the best, non-judgmental description of fan fiction I’ve ever heard of in main stream media. 

Source: TIME
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la-diswavves

There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.

furwolf76
If you can’t reblog this…
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NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL

That’s a fucking low number. That’s fucking sad.

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jam-jar2

Never ever

A round of applause for everyone who can reblog! You’re all awesome guys!

Never :“

Never ever

No anon hat has EVER come from me.

for anyone who cant reblog this

I would feel shitty for days if I would do that, I NEVER DID AND NEVER WILL

I’ve got enough to know that it’s not something anyone should have to deal with.

for everyone who can reblog, i’m proud of you

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emarasmoak

Of course not. NEVER EVER

Never, it’s so petty and childish.

Never. It’s stupid, childish and completely out of line.

omg never 

I’d feel so guilty….

If you can’t reblog, I have a problem with you.

To those that can’t reblog:

When I’m a judgemental, bigoted ass, I do it publicly, so…. never been anon.

Never left any hate anywhere.

At least @for-the-uncommon-love is honest

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