Allan Please Add Details

i hate this pic bc everyone is staring @ zayn but zayn is only looking at liam

he only got two eyes

>wake up in treehouse >hungover from root beer >late for my job as ice cream taster at candy mountain >stumble to cardboard box to drive to work >don't have enough imagination to make it go >try to take my bike >get pulled over by toy soldier for having a girly bike >get sentenced to a saturday of homework and to watch baby shows like barney >thank him for his service >fired from job >go to candy store >stumble home hyper >wake up for another big day

I LOVE LIVING IN KIDWORLD, THE ONLY FUN COUNTRY ON EARTH

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poler bear

current mood: skyrim skeleton being launched down a mountain at 300 mph

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

not a rage comic but this is a personal favorite

This is how pope Francis feels every time he gets in front of a camera and starts telling catholics to become gay transsexual communists

here’s a little controversy…