Is it getting a little phallic in here?

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it 

Bold of you to assume that’s not still happening

Well bitch it ain’t happening to me

*falls in love with someone who was nice to me in my dream*

James: Maybe we shouldn’t get too greedy. That’s when things fall apart.

Meowth: Don’t worry that pretty blue head o’ yours, I got a plan.

James: [offscreen, lowkey annoyed] It’s lavender.

its lavender  

not to be thirsty on main but i would love a little kiss on the forehead

Yeah sex is good, but have you seen Misha looking at Jensen during #spn300?

I needed some Cockles today.

um has anyone fallen in love with me yet it’s almost christmas

person: how are you

me: waiting for death but not seeking it out so i could be worse

Who else is sick of their rude trash brain making them think terrible things all hours of the shitty trash day

When Dean knows he’s going to sleep on the couch.

Happy National Cat Day to you and your highly sophisticated creatures. Boop.

why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop

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