I can tell the mania is back when I retreat back to tumbler . com for a sense of normalcy
no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange
Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?
My bad. I was looking for a stupid job that didn't mean anything where I didn't have to do stuff. Sorry, I guess.
touching grass isn't enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars
this post was aimed at the discourse-addled and terminally online, but i'm glad it's reaching an audience of people who are just excited about stargazing in general
Bro how could you kiss a girl after she sucked yo dick lol
With tongue
― Kazuo Ishiguro, Klara and the Sun
You gotta love that Tumblr is on the rise because of Twitter and Reddit going down, and not because Tumblr has actually done anything to really improve its website.
I personally kin with a website that accidentally and coincidentally fails upwards.
The site that wins simply by remaining upright.
We are literally this meme, posted eons ago, in our ancient texts.
Y’all remember that magic fairy portal from like, 2014?
I finally got one. 🥰
Funy how tumblr has become the place people go when there is nowhere else. give us your tired, your sick, and your cringe masses or whatever
rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”
my life is a joke
ohhhh ok your having a hard time with some vague feelings? oh and its like this stickman covered in blood. thats nice dear
Me, not talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird
Me, talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird
Are you the "I will eat the good food first and let the bad come last" neurodivergent or the "I will suffer through the bad food first so I can end with the good" neurodivergent?
i express emotion through 👎 and 👍 anything more complex is not worth my time
i made this instead of doing the things ive been "forgetting" to do
We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy
Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy