badass but good ass

my best friend just called me to ask what color he should wear to prom and I was like “um?? idk??” and he was goes “well we have to match, so like what color is ur dress??” but he never asked me to go so I was kinda confused so I told him “hey, yeah since when are we going to prom?” and the line goes silent for a bit and he very quietly whispers “shit. I forgot to ask u”

getting sad at night for no reason is my best talent

hello there my lovely people, i’m so excited and happy about this follow forever, because this trash just hit 10K followers! I’ve been here for 2 years with bad jokes and terrible edit skills but y’all supported me and always so kind and cute with me. I just wanted to say thank you for literally everything, you were here for the worst and the best. Honestly, i just have to thank you for following me and make my day a little bit better day by day. I want to say a special thank you to my mutuals and my friends. 

@yslfanfic: MAHAA! Always first. I just want to say thank you, you’re my friend for a long time now and you’re always there, supporting me and being so amazing and the most special little human being. I love you smol bean. 

@larrystopinson: baby hoe, bithc, my half trash. i h8 u. no, i love you. thank you for being so patient, for making my day, for being so extra over everything mostly about brains. and thank you for asking if the guy was okay after i told you that we analyse his brain. thank you for helping me find who i am. we can be so far away from each other but i know that when i need help i can count on you.i love you hoe and continue blessing me with your selfies, love hans.

@ harry @ louis: yo i love you

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