more people have been to russia than i have

Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

cursing and sweating and shaking as I open a pill bottle and spill three into my hand and toss them back without water like a guy self medicating after being wounded in an action movie but you see they’re lactase pills and i start eating a bowl of ice cream

yeah, that's The Stoker

And there's always the white guy who tries to RUIN THE FIRE! IM TALKING ABOUT YOU JAMES! FUCK YOU!

yupppppp fuck that bitch lets kill him

Vitamin C - Vacation (from Pikachu’s Vacation)

God that drumbeat still kicks me in the fucking teeth <3

Man this has the cheer beats, pipeline guitar riff, Green Onion organ motif, random sampling, unexpected rap, and a killer bass line. It may be the most 90′s Pop song I’ve ever heard, and it’s still so fun!

unfortunately thinking about chibnall era because of that kerblam post so i want to have a little experiment with everyone.

Kitchen idea from the Better Homes & Gardens Decorating Book, 1975

i have not stopped thinking about this goodreads review for a MOMENT since i read it. it pingpongs in my head at all times. yesterday i walked into the kitchen and i realized i hadn't washed the pot from the night before, and said coldly, "the work of a sad little man who needs to see the ocean." unreal. i know i am changed.

i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"

God. Specimen.

Pumpkin ghost figurine handmade by Acotama, inspired by the Ghost of Sunamura ukiyoe made by Utagawa Yoshikazu for an illustrated yôkai-themed board game in 1858

gulls are proof that a) there is a god and b) that god enjoys the pain and suffering of birders

those are all different species. there are many places where you could potentially see any (or at least most) of them at a given time!

and that’s just the adults