It’sa me! Maria!
THIS IS SO FUNNYVJBBVHNBF?????
I AM HIGH BUT GUESS WHAT ANOTHER HIGH NIGGA JUST TOLD ME! THE EXPRESSION, “BE THERE OR BE SQUARE,” IS SAID BECAUSE YOU WON’T BE AROUND!!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂
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Stop 😂😂😂
I hate this post so much 😭
the gif bruh 😂😂😂😂
Lmaoooo
All you need is ONE shot. @theegokillas | - Follow me on IG” @mrmchrd
they’ve always said, when you feel a random shiver, that a rabbit has run across your future grave
(now in technicolor! happy fall equinox)
SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST
he Knew
Luke and Leia 1977/2015
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.
Wow.
I love tumblr
Omg yall, it’s April, which means that one month from today
Hipster Scum
I wish this was a lie.