Hey this is a meme/musical version of Macbeth that i made with @siriusly_fandoms. The beginning is slow but if you watch the whole thing, you won’t regret it. 😄😄😄

Update: it gets good at about 3:30

when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn

Math jokes aren’t funny. nothing about math is funny. math is a sin

I’m a little bit more than upset at my DNA tbh

Person: If you were a real fan you wouldn’t download the leaked album 

Me: Bitch im risking jail time for an album tf you mean im not a real fan

sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

the turkey swiss on rye incident

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

Fucking Francis! 

I Don’t Dance from the hit movie High School Musical 2 is actually a metaphor for gay sex. The whole song is Chad supressing himself, trying not only to convince Ryan, but convince himself that he isn’t gay. When Ryan says “Hey batter batter swing” he is meaning “Hey Chad, swing my way, which is gay.” Baseball and dancing are metaphors for straight and gay sex, which Ryan says are one in the same, the same game. Chad disagrees and is reluctant. Ryan says “You’ll never know if you never try.” In the middle of the second verse, Chad starts to give in saying “You better spin that pitch you’re gonna throw me,  I’ll show you how I swing.” basically meaning he’s a top. The dance break is them having sex. You will see in the next scene of the movie they are both wearing each other’s clothes, this is because they got dressed in a hurry after doing it.

wHAT

wHAT

I knew there was a reason I liked this song so much

This legitimately upsets me.

… Y’see, now, y’see, I’m looking at this, thinking, squares fit together better than circles, so, say, if you wanted a box of donuts, a full box, you could probably fit more square donuts in than circle donuts if the circumference of the circle touched the each of the corners of the square donut.

So you might end up with more donuts.

But then I also think… Does the square or round donut have a greater donut volume? Is the number of donuts better than the entire donut mass as a whole?

Hrm.

HRM.

A round donut with radius R1 occupies the same space as a square donut with side 2R1. If the center circle of a round donut has a radius R2 and the hole of a square donut has a side 2R2, then the area of a round donut is πR12 - πr22. The area of a square donut would be then 4R12 - 4R22. This doesn’t say much, but in general and  throwing numbers, a full box of square donuts has more donut per donut than a full box of round donuts. The interesting thing is knowing exactly how much more donut per donut we have. Assuming first a small center hole (R2 = R1/4) and replacing in the proper expressions, we have a 27,6% more donut in the square one (Round: 15πR12/16 ≃ 2,94R12, square: 15R12/4 = 3,75R12). Now, assuming a large center hole (R2 = 3R1/4) we have a 27,7% more donut in the square one (Round: 7πR12/16 ≃ 1,37R12, square: 7R12/4 = 1,75R12). This tells us that, approximately, we’ll have a 27% bigger donut if it’s square than if it’s round.

tl;dr: Square donuts have a 27% more donut per donut in the same space as a round one.

god i love this site

can’t argue with science. Heretofore, I want my donuts square.

more donut per donut

But then if you’re able to fit more donuts in a box wouldn’t it be harder to grab a donut out because they fit so well next to each other

You can grab them from the hole in the middle.

Shark baby

I’m laughing so hard look at this lil bby he’s the happiest mf on earth life is gorgeous

this joke only works for the next ten months and then it will never ever apply again and I think that’s beautiful

everything is temporary

couldn’t you just say four years time next year tho

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

this is the best post on this website

YAAASSS DRAG THEM OBAMA

About 50% of people on the internet are stalkers.

So if it isn’t you…

It’s probably me.

Noted. And by the way, you’re almost out of milk.

THAT WASN’T FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE