GET TO KNOW ME - [4/5] favourite male characters

“Sandor Clegane was a man in torment.”

#BABY #a lion killing dog #lonely manchild who kept adopting wolfpups cause he wants to belong #sometimes i think about sandor with the other starklings and i get emotional #because this giant hounddog would absolutely begrudgingly ‘reluctantly’ adopt them and pick on them but protect them and snark at them #but in his own way guard them and keep them safe and find himself caring because he’s not the horrible person #he keeps trying to convince himself and the world that he is #like i just think about sandor and i could cry #because he wants a family that’s so clear to me and maybe it’s not crystal clear #but grrm puts it in there in his interactions with people in little scenes little lines it’s all there #his father failed him his brother mutilated him his mother and sister were taken from him before #they could really be a part of his childhood #and he tried to make himself a big mean scary animal a butcher killer monster #but he still CARES he still FEELS and he doesn’t WANT to be that big scary mean guy #he wants to be the honorable knight and he wants to have a family and he wants to be loved #he’s just so fucked up he doesn’t know how to go about it #and he hates himself and he doesn’t know how to people and I JUST HAVE A LOT OF SANDOR CLEGANE FEELS (via girlsarewolves)

  "Jerkin’ my own meat."

"Yes but there’s half a dozen whore houses there with more than enough women or men for you to choose from. How is it you couldn’t manage to pay one enough to do it for you?”

"Women. I fuck women. And you seen my face, girl? I ain't exactly a prize even for a whore. And you can pay a whore to smile and take cock but you can't pay em to get the disgust out of their eyes."

"Well I don’t really like… Ya know. Dicks. I get enough o them pumpin’ my own."

"Ah, so it’s face down ass up, then? Suppose I can deal with that." 

"You can be face up. I won't be lookin' below your tits anyway. Or above 'em, if we're being honest,"

  "No one played with my cock there either."

"You poor man, how in the seven did you manage that?"

"Jerkin' my own meat."

He gave a shrug. “If I don’t gotta touch em, you’re a lass in all the ways that count. You just can’t get babies. Which ain’t always a bad thing.”

Rinnah tilted her head, “Would you prefer not to touch? I mean, I suppose it wouldn’t be horrible, but I’d understand.” She looked him over curiously.

"Well I don't really like... Ya know. Dicks. I get enough o them pumpin' my own."

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"You really shouldn’t have left the capitol if you were just going to complain about no one playing with your cock.”

"No one played with my cock there either."

"You look like you’ve got nice tits and your ass looks cute n’ tight." he gave a small frown. "Do you call yerself a girl?"

"Well yeah, I do call myself a lass, but I was born with," she took in a breath, "Male bits below the belt."

He gave a shrug. "If I don't gotta touch em, you're a lass in all the ways that count. You just can't get babies. Which ain't always a bad thing."

"You ain’t a bad looking bit. You don’t got any of those… Sailor diseases, do ye?"

"Thankfully not, but I do have some…incorrect bits.” Rinnah looked away ashamedly.

"You look like you've got nice tits and your ass looks cute n' tight." he gave a small frown. "Do you call yerself a girl?"

ah, well, I’m not real sure why. just covered in juices does not inherently imply any actual action, though, does it?

I don’t know how else it would get there if not for fucking.

I could think of a few ways… but they are all very close to fucking. Just not quite.

Why don’t you show me?

Mmmm…. maybe later.

I fucking tried.

I didn’t say no. I said later.

Oh.

Oh.

....alright good.

Aye, I do. Need them when you’re an ugly old dog who has his own hand for company most bights.

Her head tilted, “Ugly? Can’t say I really see that. Of course, if you can stomach the idea to have me, you’re welcome to.”

"You ain't a bad looking bit. You don't got any of those... Sailor diseases, do ye?"

ah, well, I’m not real sure why. just covered in juices does not inherently imply any actual action, though, does it?

I don’t know how else it would get there if not for fucking.

I could think of a few ways… but they are all very close to fucking. Just not quite.

Why don’t you show me?

Mmmm…. maybe later.

I fucking tried.

Seven fucking hells I want to fuck a fucking girl and get her fucking womanly… Wetness on my fucking cock. Or oils if I’m taking her ass. Whatever.

Do you have oils, then? I’m afraid I can’t exactly help with the first one.

Aye, I do. Need them when you're an ugly old dog who has his own hand for company most bights.

ah, well, I’m not real sure why. just covered in juices does not inherently imply any actual action, though, does it?

I don’t know how else it would get there if not for fucking.

I could think of a few ways… but they are all very close to fucking. Just not quite.

Why don't you show me?

Yeah well that’s why I’m talking about it. I’m fucking sharing. Ain’t that healthy?

Any specific ways you’re thinking of going about it? May or may not be able to help you, depending.

Seven fucking hells I want to fuck a fucking girl and get her fucking womanly... Wetness on my fucking cock. Or oils if I'm taking her ass. Whatever.

Gods, I want to get my dick wet

Sounds like a personal problem to me

Yeah well that's why I'm talking about it. I'm fucking sharing. Ain't that healthy?

Gods, I want to get my dick wet

-hands you a glass of water-

That ain’t how this works.

Well, you didn’t specify what kinda wet you wanted

I WANT MY DICK COVERED IN LASS AROUSAL JUICES.

ah, well, I’m not real sure why. just covered in juices does not inherently imply any actual action, though, does it?

I don't know how else it would get there if not for fucking.