google docs babygirl you are so fucking stupid

may I add:

plaaastic

Some atrocities from the notes

here's one I got that really confuses me

There's SO MANY in the notes oh my god

WHAT IS THIS 1997 Microsoft Word had a spell checker that worked just fine!!!

i hate to be the one to break this to you but they put machine learning in the spellcheckers for no reason and made them useless

its kind of beyond fucked up that u don't even have to be born in the 90s to be in ur 20s anymore. like they're letting just fucking anyone be 20 now. u were born in 2004? sure yeah u can be 20 this year yeah no whatever man it's cool . what the heeellllllll

hatsune miku isnt even like a vocaloid to me at this point. shes just like... a minor diety. like yno how catholics will pick their favorite saint guy and draw him in situations bunch? hatsune miku is that but for terminally online gay people.

Someone captured the solar eclipse on an airplane

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days because I am tumblr elderly. I used to DJ for a radio station. I played records and CDs and we had station IDs from bands on 8 track cartes. People would call me asking what songs were–but they had to mumble, sing, or play the song on an instrument. I had someone call me to ask what Smells Like Teen Spirit was when it was a single. They played it on an accordion. I forgot about it until a moment ago when I saw this post.

They played it on an accordion

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

chilchuck voice alcohol never killed anyone except my dad and that has nothing to do with me. i have no plans to change my lifestyle whatsoever

His silly rabbit

video game knowledge:

A button - accept

B button - becline