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I am fucking Jesus

@iamfuckingjesus / iamfuckingjesus.tumblr.com

Hey, I'm matt. Yep
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What advantages does this motor car have over say.. a train? Which I could also afford.

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33v0

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

look at this shit

They radiate peace

*aspires for capybaras level of chill*

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Introvert: please don't talk to me dirty extrovert
Extrovert: [screaming like a chimp and throwing own faeces]
Introvert: I want to read Hemingway in peace!!
Extrovert: [smears shit across the wall shrieking]
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greggaraki

the signs as iconic celebrity twink phases

aries: brad pitt

taurus: jake gyllenhaal

gemini: keanu reeves

cancer: joaquin phoenix

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leo: matt damon

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virgo: leo dicaprio

libra: johnny depp

scorpio: chris evans

sagittarius: jeff goldblum

capricorn: david duchovny

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aquarius: heath ledger

pisces: tom hardy

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splendidland

my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.

we made it everyone, we got to 200k, i wish all of you a beautiful day

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