i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

Liberté, égalité, femme-presenting titté

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

European honeybees have no innate defense against the hornets, which can rapidly destroy their colonies. Although a handful of Asian giant hornets can easily defeat the uncoordinated defenses of a honeybee colony, the Japanese honeybee has an effective strategy. When a hornet scout locates and approaches a Japanese honeybee hive, she emits specific pheromonal hunting signals. When the Japanese honeybees detect these pheromones, a hundred or so gather near the entrance of the nest and set up a trap, keeping the entrance open. This permits the hornet to enter the hive. As the hornet enters, a mob of hundreds of bees surrounds it in a ball, completely covering it and preventing it from reacting effectively. The bees violently vibrate their flight muscles in much the same way as they do to heat the hive in cold conditions. This raises the temperature in the ball to the critical temperature of 46 °C (115 °F). In addition, the exertions of the honeybees raise the level of carbon dioxide (CO2) in the ball. At that concentration of CO2, they can tolerate up to 50 °C (122 °F), but the hornet cannot survive the combination of high a temperature and high carbon dioxide level. Some bees do die along with the intruder, much as happens when they attack other intruders with their stings, but by killing the hornet scout, they prevent it from summoning reinforcements that would wipe out the entire colony.

Bad and Naughty Hornets will be cooked in the Ḅ̖͔͓̤̜̘̀͂ͮ͌͊̂ ͓̥̥̒ͭ̔̒Ẹ͎͎̫̠̞ͩ͒ ̲̥̦̲͒̏Ë̘́̏̾ͮ̒ ͉̬̦̹̳̜͈̋͗̀̇̍̌ ̱͕̱̤̣̟̓̽ͧ ̗̗̲ͮ͒ͧ͂̇ ̯̔͊͑͆̈Ŏ͔̝̔͌͒̓ ̞͈̩V̪͕̲̳̥̖ͩ ̙̺̲̫ͥ̔̽̏̓ͨͬȄ̹͈̦ ̼͓̻͉̫̖́̄̑͌ͣͤ̄N̜̝̖̠̬ͨͮ̾

What theee fuck

@thorkibigbang 2018 is full of great art and stories! I drew for The Long Con: After the Avengers’ hard won defeat of Thanos, Pepper and Tony are finally getting married. Thor needs a plus one, and well, Loki is an ally now, right?

THE FIC IS LIVE!! Go check it out~

Am I doing this right?  (x)

bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.

eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:

i love the reboot so so much

(edit: comic is left to right just to clarify because it occurs to me that my instinct is to read right to left now which,,, yeah)

Arthur is the only thing Cobb has left, and sometimes even that doesn’t feel like a whole lot

it hurts so fucking much when you know you gave it your everything and it still didn’t go as planned

 I love genderfluid Loki as the God/dess of Stories! And now, they get to join the ranks of my charms~ The charms are actually going to be back/front, don’t worry!

Thor & Loki - Book Ends Trope

Loki Laufeyson (Loki Vol. 1 #4)

commission for some odinson family drama

impa, circa 100 years ago