M O O D +
good responses to getting stabbed with a sword
- rude
- that’s fair
- not again
- are you gonna want this back or can i keep it
Since it’s Halloween, don’t forget the scariest costumes ever:
“College loan debt”
“Parental responsability”
“Decreasing property value”
“Dishes I left in the sink for a week”
“MY EX WIFE”
“Unexpected pet surgery bill”
“The guy who wants to date your daughter”
Then, the best one:
“UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE”
WHY WAS DR.DOOFENSHMIRTZ SUCH A MOOD?!??!
second male leads + happier by ed sheeran
My friends told me one day I’ll feel it too And until then I’ll smile to hide the truth But I know I was happier with you
Do you remember when we were in space? And I got all dusty?
me every summer
smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles
You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting
When you just end an argument with someone and you hear them whisper something as they walk away
Tell them not to do something but they’ll do just that…
If you ever think about diet:
Me: *listening to various genres of god knows what* Spotify trying to make my discover weekly: