This speaks volumes to me.

Here’s to the slutty bisexuals

The prudish aces

The lesbians with short hair

The flamboyant gay men

Just because you fit a sterotype, it doesn’t mean you are less important

When Grandpa decides to teach the youth of today a lesson…

every action movie

girl: *flips over entire car with her bare hands*

boy: wow where’d you learn to do that

girl: that’s what happens when you grow up with seven older brothers :)

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

“Every girl has dreamed about carrying a child”.

once i had a dream that i was pregnant and then i gave birth and it was a litter of kittens but i dont think that counts bc im a boy

okay it got even better with the last sentence. 

GUYS!!!!

Okay so I ordered pizza and the delivery guy was really cute so I sent a review to Dominos

THEN LIKE AN HOUR LATER

HE FREAKING TEXTED ME

Ok but did you hit it or what?

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

Wiz Khalifa Violently Arrested For Legally Riding Hovercraft At LAX

Rapper Wiz Khalifa was slammed to the ground by 7 grown police men and arrested at the Los Angeles International Airport on Saturday after he refused to get off his hoverboard.

He also posted a video to Instagram in which over three officers can be seen holding him to the ground. The officers repeatedly tell Khalifa, whose legal name is Cameron Thomaz, to “stop resisting” as he responds, “I’m not resisting.”

Police say he was resisting arrest but the Video shows differently. Several news stations have tried to reach the airport for comments but have so far been ignored.

Source / Video

#StayWoke

black guy: *dies saving his mother from getting shot by shielding her with his body*

fox news: he used to sell drugs so:/

twenty minutes into drag race and chill and he gives you this look

Idk what kind of twisted humor some of y'all have but PL E A S E don’t vote for Donald Trump as a joke like you might think of your vote as nothing but it actually /counts/ and there are actual peoples’ lives at stake if this idiot is actually elected so PLEASE again I’m begging y'all.. Don’t vote for him as a joke

Instead of sexualizing boobs, how about we sexualize the clitoris? You know, the thing that has no other purpose than sexual stimulation, yet many people are unaware of its existence? Let’s do that. 

If he’s not a fave, you’re not a fave

I say it every time I reblog him: Terry Crews is a national treasure.