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thoodleoo

you’ve all heard of “faithful translations” now get ready for “unfaithful translations” where i make my translation say whatever the fuck i want because i think the source material sucks ass

literally the 1897 icelandic translation of Dracula

Aspiring to have even half this man’s confidence

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sometimes I see shiny things like this 

or this

and instead of admiring them the ghosts of my protestant ancestors possess me and I think shit like ‘well that’s just a little too much’

my ancestor Pain Wilhelmina Smith wacks a stick around my brain like ‘you like that Catholic shit? you gonna pay indulgences for that, huh? punk? get yee to a single room log cabin and PRAY’

anyway, my room is absolutely bare and buying a piece of clothing for over 20 dollars pains me

actually, I’m sorry to admit this, but I actually mis-remembered the name of the ancestor I was thinking of

her name was Fear

if you’re wondering, my puritan forebears actually had 5 children

please note Wrestling, Fear, and Love Brewster. And Jonathon.

this is so funny, thank you

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lezballn

You know the joke about how hot people never had to develope a personality cuz they’re hot? I feel like tiktok is the practical application of that joke

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a man of Lebanese/Turkish descent on twitter posted a AI-made reconstruction of the face of Jesus and said he looks like family and he’s so right…

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him: :)

us: 😭 i trust u with my life

I have often heard him described as having smiling eyes

The artist’s name is Bas Uterwijk, and there’s a whole collection of AI reconsctructions just like this of other famous figures!

Queen Elizabeth

Michelangelo’s David

Lady Liberty, Who Makes Me 😳

George Washington

Vincent Van Gogh

Among others! Here is his website where you can check out these works and some other photgraphy he’s done, it’s all really beautiful and interesting!

Reblogging again for this awesome addition!

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