All dressed up with nowhere to go

why am i skeptical of any other car i see driving around at 3am . like i know why IM out ….why YOU drivin round this late 👀

crackoons

On Tuesday – during a press conference at Trump Tower – US President Donald Trump defended the actions of white supremacists in Charlottesville over the weekend, saying there were “some very fine people on both sides.”

Here are some other examples of violence “on both sides.”

u say my room is messy i say background by Ghibli Studios

Tired of these double standards. (via JennnQuinn)

while looking up 1950s slang, i found the phrase “come on snake, let’s rattle,” which has 2 meanings: asking someone to dance, and challenging someone to a fight

and. hhhooooooooo boy does that fact have some Potential

Invite your crush to the dance floor, but instead they just fuckin deck you

in animal crossing when it’s raining and u spin ur umbrella and the rain flies off reblog if u agree

oops

Jesus

stop! making! plans! in! front! of! people! then! not! inviting! them!

Also stop making plans in front of people and then saying “and I guess you too” because that feels fucking worse than not being invited

fun story: last saturday before i went to work (the night shift, 5pm to 2am), some of my friends and i were planning a night out. the only day that worked for me was monday because i work every other day.

they decided maybe they would just go out that night instead, while i was at work, because there are more places open on saturdays than mondays. my friend said, “you dont really like going out anyway right? its okay if we go without you?”

i had to look her in the eye and remind her that the reason we were going out was because we were celebrating my birthday. they were gonna celebrate my birthday, without me.

I can’t even add a heart to this one, that’s just fucking terrible

“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason

it’s lgbt not legbet

after a long week of sküle, george glass kicks back with a tropical smüthie from dennys

One day you’ll have to answer to the Lord.

It’s ironic because they don’t look at US as real people. 

remember that members of congress have the blood of innocent people on their hands

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

this.. is so hard… to keep in mind…

Pharrell loves spongebob so much he had his own SpongeBob-themed birthday party

he’s 41