This is the video!!

Ok stop why is this funny??? Vine was something.

I forgot how flawlessly done this was <3

Still one of the best renditions ❤️

I'm obsessed with Apollo in PJO. He's a girlboss. He's bisexual. He's a loser. He killed his ex boyfriend by screaming at him. He's enslaved by a twelve year old. He's the 4000 year old god. He's stuck in the body of a 16 year old with acne. He passes out every fifty pages. He claims to be the eldest twin. His twin sister helped deliver him. He has a talking prophetic arrow only he can hear. He canonically gave birth to Kayla through godly mpreg. He fucking hates ravens. He sang Sweet Caroline whilst actively dying from a zombie virus. He loves elephants. He's a simp. He got cockblocked by a talking sword. He hates everything. He needs to be protected by a 12 year old whenever a fight breaks out. He's a sopping wet cat. He's blorbo. He's entirely and utterly pathetic. He should NEVER be allowed a gun. We stan <3

The fact that Ares starts fights on Twitter bring me great joy for some reason

not gonna lie the show thus far has felt like rick riordan just subtly rewriting his book the way he would do it now to better develop characters and relationships and such and personally i’m here for it because it means we get shit like the consensus song and medusa being a sympathetic villain because girl she was a victim !!

Percy not knowing how to drive in the slightest and almost crashing multiple times but still laying on the horn at the guy who cut him off is the most New York thing ever.

lmao not Percy telling Zeus nobody loves him and he needs therapy to his FACEEEE

hear me out:

taylor swift is a child of apollo

Percy Jackson The Chalice of the Gods more like Percy Jackson and his undying love for Annabeth Chase

One of the things i love the most about Isaac's and Todd's aroace/ace representation is how they aren't stereotypes like, we're mainly portrayed as machines or individuals without feelings or like we absolutely hate romance but those stereotypes aren't present in their characters. Isaac loves his friends and he loves books and reads books about romance because he doesn't hate it, it just isn't for him (like a lot of us feel like) and Todd is just a silly guy, he definitely isn't a machine (also he's neurodivergent) he has a backstory and him being asexual isn't portrayed as something bad, he just is. Both representations are amazing and very positive which is SO important for many reasons

I am rewatching BoJack Horseman for the 2637376th time and i plan to once again break down crying at Todd saying "I’m not gay. At least, I don’t think I am. But I don’t think I’m straight either. I don't know what I am. I think I might be nothing". Literally no scene ever will hit me so hard for the rest of my life

okay, but percy being poseidon's kid gives him so many advantages that we probably never thought of. like, this boy can probably chew ice like it's no one's business, and not hurt his teeth. he can probably drink straight from the ocean without having to boil it beforehand. he has never choked on his spit in his life. he can probably run on wet, slippery floors and not fall. like, the possibilities are endless. i deadass would love a list.

In case of an earthquake, stand as close to Percy as possible; he is literally the safest place to be, forget doorframes

labor day, labor day

do all your shopping

AT WALMART

my step mom was asking me more questions about the nonbinary thing and after talking to me for a bit, she said "oh, so youre a rosé! not a chardonnay transitioning to a merlot, just your own unique type" which was such a middle aged white woman way to frame it, but i cannot lie gang. it did make me want to cry

help 💀

i’m just imagining apollo/lester in tyrants tomb taking out the ukulele at the ravens and playing the colleen ballinger apology

It's something he would do before all that character development. Maybe even after... 😂

When will you wake up?

In "The Tower of Nero" it was said that Apollo was unconscious for 2 weeks after his fight with Python and when he finally woke up, Artmis was leaning over him.

Which means she was likely there the entire time, sitting by her brother's side for 2 weeks, waiting for him to wake up.

I wonder if she feared that he would not wake up for a few centuries, or at all