are you going to protect him?

on april 13, 2007, andrew hussie uploaded the first panel of his new webcomic, homestuck, to mspaintadventures.com. this has made a lot of people very upset and was widely regarded as a bad move.

my worst fear: i am a grown ass adult. someone persuades me to go up and do karaoke. the song is “we didnt start the fire”. i get up on stage and the first word out of my mouth is “john”

If you start listening to “Ride” by Lana Del Rey at exactly 11:58:31 on New Years Eve, you can sing along to “I am alone at midnight” at exactly midnight. Start your New Year honestly.

me: can I get a fuckin uhhhhh……..stable self image

my shithole brain: no, and fuck you

bye vine

ok but how have we not recognize the true winner of vine. The Myrrh-der vine. Why? Because it has been placed in pretty much EVERY SINGLE VINE COMPILATION EVER MADE.

friendly reminder not to support john mulaney lmao

bringing this back because his delta airlines sketch is getting some notes again

FUCK THIS!!! im a humanities/arts person!!! FUCK MATH!!! what the fuck is even calculus!!! what r u calculating!!!! fuck off!!!

To all you overthinkers (including me): take a breath, it’s going to be fine. I promise

“live fast, die young. bad girls do it well” I sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night

when will i stop analysing every micro interaction and realise other people have moods and feelings that are not necessarily influenced by my presence

im sick of having crushes its time for the tables to turn and ppl to have crushes on me!!!!!

remember you’re here forever