night.

“So I was walking through the hotel and I look over and see…" 😂😂

me

i honestly am tired of constantly telling myself “just get through this week and everything will be ok” like !!! i want everything to be ok 24/7 365 100% of the time im TIRED!!!!!!! 

Because this is cute

literally nothing is stopping you from putting on a petticoat and getting a damn milkshake how many times do we as a society have to go though this

Like I swear to fucking god, you can have the aesthetic without wishing for everything from an awful time period to come back.

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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT

I ALWAYS CLICK BECAUSE I’M ALWAYS CURIOUS AND IT’S ALWAYS THIS FUCKING KAZOOKEYLELE SKATEBOARDING LOBSTER

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

*is up* *doesnt click like because im pretending to be asleep*

when boys have bleu eyes <3

i literally had no idea what color “strawberry blonde” was but i looked it up and i dont know what i expected

You know what will really mess you up?

WHY DID YOU FUCKING DO THAT CANDY

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

The local gang

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

(x)

UPDATE!!

My principal decided to join him in a photo.

The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.