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welcome to hell

@thepussyalchemist / thepussyalchemist.tumblr.com

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vamprisms

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

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Anonymous asked:

What makes you think it’s okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

sometimes i watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

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Because I condone murder and cannabalism

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totallyfubar

Hot dog water is the exact opposite of holy water in that you can add a single drop of it to any amount of pure water and it will make the entire thing unpure

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wumblr

now THIS is the kind of philosophical liturgy i come to tumblr for. FINALLY i can defeat the pope

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